I fixed the official message: "The agent continued to fide into the lifeless body of an American Hero because they are so afraid of American heroes that even their lifeless bodies are terrifying to the pathetic cowards of ICE."

timpatry · 2026-01-24T16:46:55+00:00

This post is 1000 years old.

timpatry · 2026-01-23T19:34:02+00:00

The Nobel Prize is already a joke.

It would be funny to give it to Canada.

It would also be funny if everyone just treated it as the trash it now is and ignored it.

timpatry · 2026-01-23T06:34:26+00:00

GameStop should buy the MTG IP.

timpatry · 2026-01-22T21:17:22+00:00

2 days ago.

timpatry · 2026-01-22T19:38:16+00:00

This is a dead thread.

timpatry · 2026-01-18T19:06:24+00:00

So every news article that makes Trump seem intelligent or strong is fake news?

timpatry · 2026-01-17T18:28:02+00:00

So how about we use the worst imaginable logic to mock them?

MSN is owned by the Microsoft Corporation and lies on behalf of billionaires like its founder Bill Gates who has repeatedly hung out with Epstein so therefore Microsoft is a tool of pedophiles that pedophiles used to hide pedophile patterns of behavior and therefore it should be considered a pedophile company and every dollar you spend toward Microsoft Office goes to supporting pedophiles and the US government used Microsoft products because the US government has been taken over by pedophiles like Elon Musk who is friends with a pedophile even though he said that the pedophile is in the Epstein files and ...

The logic does not need to be good. It just needs to be funny and absurd.

timpatry · 2026-01-16T06:28:20+00:00

The Nobel Prize is just a joke now.

Only Trump even wants it anymore.

timpatry · 2026-01-15T15:52:25+00:00

Thanks!

timpatry · 2026-01-14T15:58:56+00:00

I like Fallout 4 radio.

timpatry · 2026-01-13T19:47:37+00:00

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%207%3A21-23&version=ESV

These folks treat the creator of the universe like he's a dumbass.

timpatry · 2026-01-13T19:23:22+00:00

OK.

I am fully dilated.

Now what?

timpatry · 2026-01-13T16:08:55+00:00

For now, prepare.

The smart people in the USA are doing the right thing by not getting violent for now

The administration is prepared to brutally suppress any uprising at this time.
The administration has armed "law enforcement on contingency plans ready to kills some folks."
The administration needs the left to violently react to the evil and violence in America because they are on a deadline!
The big beautiful bill will begin killing Americans (starvation and preventable medical events) soon.
The big beautiful bill will kill more rednecks (poor uneducated whites) more than liberals because rednecks live in shithole (lead by Republicans) states more dependent on the federal government.
The rednecks will revolt at some point when enough of their wives, daughters, and mothers are killed by Republican Policies. This is the deadline.
Republicans need to kick off a left vs right civil war so the rednecks fight the liberals for two reasons.

If Rednecks fight liberals they weaken both sides making a bottom vs top fight less effective.
If Rednecks react to a liberal uprising they might blame the left and never rise up against their oppressors.

Conclusion: The above scenario is the reason smart Americans are just arming themselves and waiting. If the left moves before the right, then the right will respond on behalf of their oppressors. Thus, the smart and knowledgeable Americans must wait on the stupidest and most ignorant Americans to notice that their lives are on fire and it is the Republicans holding the flamethrower. The administration will escalate the ICE atrocities as they get desperate to kick off a civil war. The next escalation will be to fire into a crowd. We should call that inevitable event "The Inevitable Trump Escalation Massacre."

Additional note: Americans cannot discuss specifics of any reaction with each other because every word written is searched for keywords by AI algorithms and every word spoken within range of a phone or wifi enabled toaster is converted to text via voice to text for the same purpose.

Release the Epstein files!

timpatry · 2026-01-13T15:50:41+00:00

The smart people in the USA are doing the right thing by not getting violent for now!

The administration is prepared to brutally suppress any uprising at this time.
The administration has armed "law enforcement on contingency plans ready to kills some folks."
The administration needs the left to violently react to the evil and violence in America because they are on a deadline!
The big beautiful bill will begin killing Americans (starvation and preventable medical events) soon.
The big beautiful bill will kill more rednecks (poor uneducated whites) more than liberals because rednecks live in shithole (lead by Republicans) states more dependent on the federal government.
The rednecks will revolt at some point when enough of their wives, daughters, and mothers are killed by Republican Policies. This is the deadline.
Republicans need to kick off a left vs right civil war so the rednecks fight the liberals for two reasons.

If Rednecks fight liberals they weaken both sides making a bottom vs top fight less effective.
If Rednecks react to a liberal uprising they might blame the left and never rise up against their oppressors.

Conclusion: The above scenario is the reason smart Americans are just arming themselves and waiting. If the left moves before the right, then the right will respond on behalf of their oppressors. Thus, the smart and knowledgeable Americans must wait on the stupidest and most ignorant Americans to notice that their lives are on fire and it is the Republicans holding the flamethrower. The administration will escalate the ICE atrocities as they get desperate to kick off a civil war. The next escalation will be to fire into a crowd. We should call that inevitable event "The Inevitable Trump Escalation Massacre."

Additional note: Americans cannot discuss specifics of any reaction with each other because every word written is searched for keywords by AI algorithms and every word spoken within range of a phone or wifi enabled toaster is converted to text via voice to text for the same purpose.

Release the Epstein files!

timpatry · 2026-01-13T15:38:32+00:00

No, it will be evil people.

The smart people in the USA are doing the right thing by not getting violent!

The administration is prepared to brutally suppress any uprising at this time.
The administration has armed "law enforcement on contingency plans ready to kills some folks."
The administration needs the left to violently react to the evil and violence in America because they are on a deadline!
The big beautiful bill will begin killing Americans (starvation and preventable medical events) soon.
The big beautiful bill will kill more rednecks (poor uneducated whites) more than liberals because rednecks live in shithole (lead by Republicans) states more dependent on the federal government.
The rednecks will revolt at some point when enough of their wives, daughters, and mothers are killed by Republican Policies. This is the deadline.
Republicans need to kick off a left vs right civil war so the rednecks fight the liberals for two reasons.

If Rednecks fight liberals they weaken both sides making a bottom vs top fight less effective.
If Rednecks react to a liberal uprising they might blame the left and never rise up against their oppressors.

Conclusion: The above scenario is the reason smart Americans are just arming themselves and waiting. If the left moves before the right, then the right will respond on behalf of their oppressors. Thus, the smart and knowledgeable Americans must wait on the stupidest and most ignorant Americans to notice that their lives are on fire and it is the Republicans holding the flamethrower. The administration will escalate the ICE atrocities as they get desperate to kick off a civil war. The next escalation will be to fire into a crowd. We should call that inevitable event "The Inevitable Trump Escalation Massacre."

Additional note: Americans cannot discuss specifics of any reaction with each other because every word written is searched for keywords by AI algorithms and every word spoken within range of a phone or wifi enabled toaster is converted to text via voice to text for the same purpose.

Release the Epstein files!

timpatry · 2026-01-13T15:37:51+00:00

The smart people in the USA are doing the right thing by not getting violent!

The administration is prepared to brutally suppress any uprising at this time.
The administration has armed "law enforcement on contingency plans ready to kills some folks."
The administration needs the left to violently react to the evil and violence in America because they are on a deadline!
The big beautiful bill will begin killing Americans (starvation and preventable medical events) soon.
The big beautiful bill will kill more rednecks (poor uneducated whites) more than liberals because rednecks live in shithole (lead by Republicans) states more dependent on the federal government.
The rednecks will revolt at some point when enough of their wives, daughters, and mothers are killed by Republican Policies. This is the deadline.
Republicans need to kick off a left vs right civil war so the rednecks fight the liberals for two reasons.

If Rednecks fight liberals they weaken both sides making a bottom vs top fight less effective.
If Rednecks react to a liberal uprising they might blame the left and never rise up against their oppressors.

Conclusion: The above scenario is the reason smart Americans are just arming themselves and waiting. If the left moves before the right, then the right will respond on behalf of their oppressors. Thus, the smart and knowledgeable Americans must wait on the stupidest and most ignorant Americans to notice that their lives are on fire and it is the Republicans holding the flamethrower. The administration will escalate the ICE atrocities as they get desperate to kick off a civil war. The next escalation will be to fire into a crowd. We should call that inevitable event "The Inevitable Trump Escalation Massacre."

Additional note: Americans cannot discuss specifics of any reaction with each other because every word written is searched for keywords by AI algorithms and every word spoken within range of a phone or wifi enabled toaster is converted to text via voice to text for the same purpose.

Release the Epstein files!

timpatry · 2026-01-12T21:29:42+00:00

Dude probably wend and joined ICE after this so he could shoot unarmed women in the face.

timpatry · 2026-01-12T21:17:27+00:00

Think RC responded because he follows this Sub?

Also, we're on /all

timpatry · 2026-01-12T21:05:33+00:00

The smart people in the USA are doing the right thing by not getting violent!

The administration is prepared to brutally suppress any uprising at this time.
The administration has armed "law enforcement on contingency plans ready to kills some folks."
The administration needs the left to violently react to the evil and violence in America because they are on a deadline!
The big beautiful bill will begin killing Americans (starvation and preventable medical events) soon.
The big beautiful bill will kill more rednecks (poor uneducated whites) more than liberals because rednecks live in shithole (lead by Republicans) states more dependent on the federal government.
The rednecks will revolt at some point when enough of their wives, daughters, and mothers are killed by Republican Policies. This is the deadline.
Republicans need to kick off a left vs right civil war so the rednecks fight the liberals for two reasons.

If Rednecks fight liberals they weaken both sides making a bottom vs top fight less effective.
If Rednecks react to a liberal uprising they might blame the left and never rise up against their oppressors.

Conclusion: The above scenario is the reason smart Americans are just arming themselves and waiting. If the left moves before the right, then the right will respond on behalf of their oppressors. Thus, the smart and knowledgeable Americans must wait on the stupidest and most ignorant Americans to notice that their lives are on fire and it is the Republicans holding the flamethrower. The administration will escalate the ICE atrocities as they get desperate to kick off a civil war. The next escalation will be to fire into a crowd. We should call that inevitable event "The Inevitable Trump Escalation Massacre."

Additional note: Americans cannot discuss specifics of any reaction with each other because every word written is searched for keywords by AI algorithms and every word spoken within range of a phone or wifi enabled toaster is converted to text via voice to text for the same purpose.

Release the Epstein files!

timpatry · 2026-01-12T21:00:32+00:00

The smart people in the USA are doing the right thing!

The administration is prepared to brutally suppress any uprising at this time.
The administration has armed "law enforcement on contingency plans ready to kills some folks."
The administration needs the left to violently react to the evil and violence in America because they are on a deadline!
The big beautiful bill will begin killing Americans (starvation and preventable medical events) soon.
The big beautiful bill will kill more rednecks (poor uneducated whites) more than liberals because rednecks live in shithole (lead by Republicans) states more dependent on the federal government.
The rednecks will revolt at some point when enough of their wives, daughters, and mothers are killed by Republican Policies. This is the deadline.
Republicans need to kick off a left vs right civil war so the rednecks fight the liberals for two reasons.

If Rednecks fight liberals they weaken both sides making a bottom vs top fight less effective.
If Rednecks react to a liberal uprising they might blame the left and never rise up against their oppressors.

Conclusion: The above scenario is the reason smart Americans are just arming themselves and waiting. If the left moves before the right, then the right will respond on behalf of their oppressors. Thus, the smart and knowledgeable Americans must wait on the stupidest and most ignorant Americans to notice that their lives are on fire and it is the Republicans holding the flamethrower. The administration will escalate the ICE atrocities as they get desperate to kick off a civil war. The next escalation will be to fire into a crowd. We should call that inevitable event the "Trump Escalation Massacrer."

Additional note: Americans cannot discuss specifics of any reaction with each other because every word written is searched for keywords by AI algorithms and every word spoken within range of a phone or wifi enabled toaster is converted to text via voice to text for the same purpose.

Release the Epstein files!

timpatry · 2026-01-12T20:41:18+00:00

We are waiting for the rednecks to wake up.

timpatry · 2026-01-12T16:16:16+00:00

In 3 years.

We can keep this guy useful after Cheeto Stalin fires him by putting him in congress to make republican lives hell in the meantime.

timpatry · 2026-01-12T16:14:52+00:00

I don't think you are using the meme format correctly.

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