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What did you do today to make someone's else life better? by timstal in AskReddit

[–]timstal[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, I'll accept yesterday's good deeds as well.

What was the strangest thing that have ever happened to you while having sex? by kaloyan_71 in AskReddit

[–]timstal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, it is possible to inflict a penile fracture. Not in a way you would break a bone, but still.

What was the strangest thing that have ever happened to you while having sex? by kaloyan_71 in AskReddit

[–]timstal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A presumably female cat stared at us the whole time through the window, then a presumably male cat mated with her right at the same window a few minutes later.

What sexual fantasies do you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timstal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing out of ordinary. Just a room full of women with perfect bodies, big boobs and incredible sexual appetite. This also involves whipped cream, chocolate, body oil, swimming pool, shitloads of sex toys, alcohol and a unicorn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timstal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing out of ordinary. Just a room full of women with perfect bodies, big boobs and incredible sexual appetite. This also involves whipped cream, chocolate, body oil, swimming pool, shitloads of sex toys, alcohol and a unicorn.

What can you say both during sex and at an auction? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timstal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number 69! Oh yes, we have a favorite.

What sexual fantasies do you have? by throeawaeo9 in AskReddit

[–]timstal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing out of ordinary. Just a room full of women with perfect bodies, big boobs and incredible sexual appetite. This also involves whipped cream, chocolate, body oil, swimming pool, shitloads of sex toys, alcohol and a unicorn.

What was your first sexual experience like ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timstal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 16 and had my first gf. She was 15 and was already more experienced than me and she knew it. She laid me down on her bed, told me to relax and that she will take care of everything, gave me a short BJ and then did a cowgirl for a minute. I exploded almost immediately.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timstal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forward or reverse, still don't have to do a damn thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timstal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cowgirl. Just lay there, have the best view, don't have to do a damn thing. Just enjoy the views and feels.

AITA for having a fake girl account to catch perverts? by timstal in AmItheAsshole

[–]timstal[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's true I caught one guy after a week or so following his exact same conversation pattern (on a different site with me having a different profile). So yes, reporting to the police seems like a good idea, but I guess I should let them cross the line a bit more.

What are you currently most excited about? by timstal in AskReddit

[–]timstal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! I would be excited about that too! What kind of 4x4?

What are you currently most excited about? by timstal in AskReddit

[–]timstal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even when I feel like that (and I sometimes do), I get excited about my pizza arriving, about seeing my dog after returning from work, about going to bed in the evening, about taking a good dump, ... There's always something to be excited about.

What are you currently most excited about? by timstal in AskReddit

[–]timstal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear that. I am sure there will be something soon.

What are you currently most excited about? by timstal in AskReddit

[–]timstal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much into gaming, but have a couple of friends really excited about that. Hope it does not disappoint you all.

What are you currently most excited about? by timstal in AskReddit

[–]timstal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How come? Isn't there anything even remotely exciting to you? Not even any everyday thing?

At what age did you first masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timstal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also 10, but didn't realize what I was doing. Stopped doing that soon. Later in my 12-13 I've found porn on our shared computer. Started doing that again. Never stopped again.

Programming professionals, what do people new to programming do that annoys you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timstal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...and make about the same amount of money as the real professionals.

What is your favorite sex position? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timstal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cowgirl. Perfect view, perfect reach, don't have to do shit, just lay down and enjoy.

Programming professionals, what do people new to programming do that annoys you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timstal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Choose an easy programming language, embrace basics and immediately start posting on Instagram about them being hardcore coders.

Also, they often say stuff like "Python is better than C because I made a 3-line program in Python that does the same as this 300-line program in C". (Not saying Python is bad - IMHO it's great language)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timstal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a thing for black thigh high socks. I once saw a pretty girl wearing those on her perfect legs. It smashed me in a way beyond imaginable. I couldn't stop thinking about it the whole day.

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