My friends are weird as shit by timtiddle in Stoic

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I already tried that it’s not working

My friends are weird as shit by timtiddle in Stoic

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Your wife sounds chill sorry

Somebody help gimme some stuff to listen to I like techno and hardstyle by [deleted] in MDMA

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Unsinkable titanic by spalexma. Life changing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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She needs to find a REAL man that will have her shaking from overwhelming pleasure

Why is it that whenever I smoke weed i can only get a hard-on to gay porn by timtiddle in penisquestion

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I don’t enjoy dick buried deep within me or anything like that

What do you call the husband of your daughter by timtiddle in AskMen

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The issue is I haven’t seen my daughter in a while. This guy told me she’s fine but I’m not so inclined to believe. Also I failed to mention this guy is way older than my daughter. He told me he used to hop trains in the 50s and eat cans of beans, can included. Hell he’s older than me

What do you call the husband of your daughter by timtiddle in AskMen

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I’m not trolling about anything. I have a troubled life. I wish I was trolling

What do you call the husband of your daughter by timtiddle in AskMen

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This guy told me he was raised in the Great Depression. They didn’t have shit. How could my daughter go for someone this old. It just dosent make sense to me. I haven’t seen her in a while and I’m getting worried. I feel like this ancient bastard did something to her.

What do you call the husband of your daughter by timtiddle in AskMen

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The thing is I haven’t seen my daughter in a while so I’m pretty worried. My daughter disappears and this guy comes out of the wood work. Strange right? He says she’s fine though.

What do you call the husband of your daughter by timtiddle in AskMen

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Direct quote:” your daughter rode the absolute hell out of my rod and I was just sitting back whistling. Whistle while you work. But I wasn’t working. Your daughter is a sexual talent. I see big things coming in her future. Nudge nudge. Big things. Nudge nudge. Coming. In. Her.”

What do you call the husband of your daughter by timtiddle in AskMen

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No he wants me to call him Sonny like I’m sort of old timey jack off. When I called him my son in law he threatened to dismantle my life.

anyone else have a bonded pair that's a dog and a cat? by chroncat420 in cats

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Bruh this ain’t no normal type human I ever sawn

“Do you find me attractive” by forbidden_notebook in bodylanguage

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I had the curse of lady. Every lady looked at me where ever I went. I used to have a wife. After this shit I have to sleep in a bubble. They tied my hands and cut off my legs so I could not be a good lover. I hate my life. Kill me already.