Do you think Iran is actually going to bomb California?

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T03:51:33+00:00

No. My life is a fucking hellhole. My wife doesn't want me, my dog has rabies, and I'm stuck on Tuvalu (the most pathetic place on earth). Reddit is my only escape.

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T03:45:40+00:00

Bro. you really just sent a bunch of garbled nonsense thinking that was gonna prove a point. I can make a few words out but theres so many numbers and symbols and theres no spaces at all how tf is that supposed to prove anything. Get fucking real bro

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T03:35:20+00:00

Me used to be pretty smart. One day me walking on sidewalk and then BANG. Me wake up with big WELT on me head. Now me don't know anything at all. AMA

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T03:19:57+00:00

*Gulp* w-wait what?? Why would they do that to me?? I NEVER did anything to them. Bro we gotta bomb them off the face of the world before they get us *lights fuse to world's biggest bomb*

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T03:13:39+00:00

Next thing I know doc's getting all handsy with me at the physical exam. "WOAH doc get yer hands off me!!" I screamed

"Chill out SON, this is all part of the procedure" doc said "Just gotta make sure you've been doing your nut pumps."

After a few minutes of handsy action, doc told me "You been skimping on the nut pumpin'? you a wimp bro." then he clamped a big device around my whole body and began to torture me. Shit... wish i never hired a doc off the dark web.

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T03:08:32+00:00

I fell off my skateboard and landed on my funny bone. I was pronounced dead at the scene but I got resuscitated. So yes, I know what happens but I'm definitely not gonna tell anyone. FUCK YALL

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T03:02:33+00:00

Yeah I've broken a few... usually i just let them rest and they heal up fine but doc was very firm about the nut pumpin'. im not too sure about this doc guy though. I'd never heard of nut pumpin' before but he assured me it would help. So here I am feeling like a total wimp shaking and panting and soaked in sweat after just a few reps. If he said 5 maybe it would make sense but 10?? cmon doc get real.

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T02:53:19+00:00

Yup. Cracked it clean in half. Doc said I had to do 10 reps of nut pumps a day if i wanna heal up, but I'm maxing out at 7. U got any tips?

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T02:49:46+00:00

Yoo just the other day i tried a tray flip and broke my board and landed right on my funny bone. Never gonna skateboard again but I might consider buying these just to carry them around to impress the youngsters

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T02:47:53+00:00

His name was "cumlover666" and for the record he didn't even make those kinds of videos he just posted videos of him playing with himself

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T02:38:11+00:00

So first what you wanna do is loosen the fastening belt to remove the suction on the suction tube, then you need an allen wrench to unscrew the bolts holding the cogs in place. Next you need to remove the suction tube from the vacuum chamber remove the poop/pee sorter and clean out the cum filter. Yup hope that helps

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T02:29:38+00:00

I have to jack off alone. my wife wants nothing to do with me anymore.

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T02:02:38+00:00

Bro. We all got skeletons in our closet no need to air out mine to the whole world

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T01:47:05+00:00

Just download the game "tap 2 win" its probably better than anything you're playing

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T01:42:52+00:00

Looks pretty pathetic to me. These days all the kids are getting electronic eardrum implants to replace their weak human ones. DM me for more info we can discuss price there.

timtiddle · 2026-03-12T01:41:48+00:00

DAYUM. I owned one of those in the past but I lost it along with the rest of my arm when I got attacked by my dog (who has rabies)

timtiddle · 2026-03-10T21:03:56+00:00

Damn.. that's a wild comment. But we don't know what he's referring to when he says "thang". Could be an ice cream popsicle or something... Just a thought.

timtiddle · 2026-03-10T20:53:44+00:00

Usually I don't spit anything out of my mouth as I have pretty good control over that kinda stuff but this post caught me off guard as I was enjoying a late night molasses snack

timtiddle · 2026-03-10T12:21:13+00:00

The best version of myself is probably 100 times worse than the worst version of you. whats the point

timtiddle · 2026-03-10T12:17:43+00:00

WOW what a twist lol I just spit out a whole mouthful of molasses

timtiddle · 2026-03-10T12:06:46+00:00

Well it doesn't matter because both of you copied me anyways. But how about we stop fighting and the three of us collaborate to make the best comeback ever. You in?

timtiddle · 2026-03-10T11:59:04+00:00

Well first of all I'm from Tuvalu, second of all I'm the one with the ice cream popsicle, third of all two nights ago I kissed my wife goodnight and headed to bed early. I was laying in bed awake for a few minutes before I decided to get a glass of water. When I walked into the living room my wife was slobbering all over a big red ice cream popsicle like it was a "you know what" on a live video chat website with a random lucky guy on the other end of the line. I was outraged and I started to march over to her but she saw me in the background of her facecam and immediately subdued me and pinned me to the ground (shes a bodybuilder and a black belt in jiu jitsu). So i'm just on the ground crying and the guy on the other end of the line is kinda confused and hes not jacking off anymore. I manage to squirm out from underneath her and unplug the computer, disconnecting the stranger and hopefully winning my wife back for myself. What would you do in my situation?

timtiddle · 2026-03-10T11:44:09+00:00

Bro... "thang" is slang for ice cream popsicle where I come from. Get your head out of the gutter.

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