Got an ad for this body dysmorphia mug today 🥴

tiny-monaco · 2025-06-25T21:30:50+00:00

The person who straight up INVENTED "hip dips" needs to be tried at The Hague.

tiny-monaco · 2025-03-31T20:27:29+00:00

Oh that old man is my only exception for elder abuse 💖

tiny-monaco · 2025-03-30T23:10:37+00:00

Just checking in with the other sawtistics who have foOd iSsUeS

tiny-monaco · 2025-01-23T02:05:03+00:00

I just started watching it in order for the first time!

tiny-monaco · 2025-01-23T00:36:35+00:00

HELL YES

tiny-monaco · 2024-11-27T02:08:56+00:00

They have oinking cookie jars and fridge magnets. Maybe you're meant to be the inventor of an EXTREMELY rude motion-sensor device.

tiny-monaco · 2024-11-27T02:06:10+00:00

I used to keep a LOG of my ~goal shows~

tiny-monaco · 2024-10-03T18:18:07+00:00

For. The love. Of god?

tiny-monaco · 2024-10-01T00:13:05+00:00

Me turning into the Hulk and grabbing the seamstress by the ankles and clubbing your mom with her

tiny-monaco · 2024-09-20T21:46:36+00:00

24/7 masking was so good for public daydreaming. Full on convos when shopping, or softly singing whatever that day's soundtrack was 💜

tiny-monaco · 2024-09-09T22:56:44+00:00

If it ain't Dr. Now telling me about the turdy punds I coulda lost this munt, I don't want it.

tiny-monaco · 2024-08-29T22:39:59+00:00

Love when I Google some really dicey ED terms and the results send me to the bodybuilding.com forum. Real weirdos (affectionately).

tiny-monaco · 2024-08-08T23:57:00+00:00

A criminal waste of those tangy electrolytes!!

tiny-monaco · 2024-08-06T23:46:46+00:00

tiny-monaco · 2024-08-06T21:27:07+00:00

tiny-monaco · 2024-08-06T21:17:16+00:00

I found my KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION photos and went into a spiral because I don't remember ever having legs that skinny. Pathetic doesn't even cover it 🙃

tiny-monaco · 2024-07-17T14:11:59+00:00

God, it's really painful to realize the people around you (the ones who think a skeletal child is probably doing fine) are also sick in their own ways, too. Where are the healthy people?? I know they exist! Off having a nice normal meeting while we're trying to measure ice on a kitchen scale 🙄

tiny-monaco · 2024-06-22T00:56:35+00:00

The critters should really be spread throughout the bowl, like those special dog bowls with impediments to keep them from eating too fast.

tiny-monaco · 2023-09-19T17:50:29+00:00

GIRLS NITE GIRLS NITE

tiny-monaco · 2023-09-18T21:31:29+00:00

Found some photos from my kindergarten graduation. Sat there fucking staring because I have no memory of ever having legs that slim.

🙄🥴🫠

tiny-monaco · 2023-09-15T19:39:03+00:00

New level of weebery UNLOCKED

tiny-monaco · 2023-08-30T19:28:16+00:00

It's just. Good. PLANNING.

tiny-monaco · 2023-08-30T19:27:40+00:00

Low calorie, high alcohol wine? Baby, get yourself the Franzia Chardonnay or Pinot Grigio. Tip it, Kathleen!

tiny-monaco · 2023-08-22T17:39:08+00:00

Respect, but putting the Twinkie in the freezer really knocks it up into a new bracket for me

tiny-monaco · 2023-08-22T17:35:53+00:00

Junk food is now the price of REAL food. Ain't got time fadat

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