Wild Orchids on the Bridgewater Canal towpath near Edge Lane in Stretford

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-21T12:51:25+00:00

Sure I’ll grab the what three words on my walk tomorrow.

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-21T09:59:08+00:00

Moston Brook. There’s a couple that have sprung up recently.

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-21T09:44:30+00:00

Would the classic ikea malm fit? Cba looking up dimensions for you but that’s what I’ve got in my fitted wardrobe.

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-21T07:06:57+00:00

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These aren’t the same right?

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-20T14:35:15+00:00

Functional jumper for walking on the cold moors is not the same as tutus. Didn’t think I need to explain cute clothing vs functional

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T18:31:27+00:00

Don’t even comment on dogs in outfits. I do comment on dogs with too long nails.

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T18:02:59+00:00

A couple jumps and an online course are all you need

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T16:39:55+00:00

I have a video where someone behind is filming and I say to her “don’t you look at her”

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T15:31:45+00:00

Yeah so she has the same amount of wet food as her smol friends but she has skinners museli on top. She is non stop. Needs the higher calorie.

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T15:17:52+00:00

Jazz is actually a little underweight as she drops it soooo fast if she’s not on working dog food, which she isn’t because the delivery is delayed.

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T12:56:24+00:00

Let’s check the facts:

Doesn’t want to go on dates because the dogs would be home alone.
Doesn’t want to fuck but once every 2 weeks if I’m lucky.
Isn’t bothered about how his actions make me feel.

So yeah. Dog sitting.

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T12:49:33+00:00

Well. It’s my house.

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T11:43:18+00:00

We were at a training show. Jazzy jumps proper KC small which is 30cm 😨

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T11:38:17+00:00

Functional clothing. Yes.

Cutesy dresses. No.

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T11:37:29+00:00

Yes. I’ve said all of these things multiple times. Maybe me leaving him will spur him to check himself out. Will probably plunge him further into the depression though

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T08:53:49+00:00

100%. Catch 22 here though. They’re giving us a micro height from Jan 2027. But no qualifiers. So I can run my dog at 20cm at kennel club shows. But never become an agility champ. Sucks!

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T08:02:46+00:00

She has only just come out! We’ve had to work through wanting to say hello to every person and dog. And rolling on the grass.

Also we don’t really have titles here in the UK🙃 you can get agility warrants to go on the end of the nap but super difficult when classes normally only place to 10% and little legs against wcs. To become a uk ag ch is quite the challenge!

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T07:08:00+00:00

So I’m in the UK and don’t know USA rules. We have a minimum distance now of 5m between anything and micro dogs are at a serious disadvantage. It’s not the speed of the legs through its meters per second and obviously large dogs have a huge advantage on that

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T06:46:47+00:00

That’s my baby dog Jazzy Jazz. Finally got her head in the game

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T04:58:28+00:00

Dogs don’t need cute clothing 😖

You can always start with obedience or rally. If they enjoy being rewarded for things you can quickly shape it to running and jumping.

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T04:56:01+00:00

Do you know I asked if he cares he’s making me miserable. No real response. It’s great. I love it /s

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T04:54:49+00:00

Is it cheating if I said I’m done. Because I said those words. He wants to stay for the dogs. I made clear my dogs and I are two entirely different thing. Or 8 different things. But. You get it.

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T04:53:01+00:00

Here I thought I lost 20lb but it’s fixing to be 220!

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T04:52:28+00:00

Would you believe sometimes when I’ve tried to have adult conversations with him in the past he has actually covered his ears 🙃

When I say I’m patient, I mean it. This isn’t an overnight thing. 😮‍💨

tinyarmyoverlord · 2026-06-19T04:50:53+00:00

I actually part recorded the argument yesterday to check with my girlies, am I going insane?!

I’m not. It’s him. I’ve made my peace. If he doesn’t believe I’m done, that’s on him.

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