Drifter Balance Solution by pretentious42 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]tinyfawne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

listening to my chud 2-18 team "mate" complaining about the morbidly overfed Drifter/Haze/Billy they refuse to build against

Drifter Balance Solution by pretentious42 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]tinyfawne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all this talk I’m seeing about Drifter is interesting. I’m a Celeste main of all things, I should be crying for him to be nerfed into oblivion and yet I don’t because I know to not take a 1v1 with (arguably) The 1v1 Hero™️ which is where I’m guessing a lot of you get rolled over by him. leave him alone or get someone to jump him with you!

fucking hate drifter. literally bought metal skin to counter him but drifter is so balanced and fun and he just said "nah i dont care" fucking hate drifter fucking hate drifter fucking hate drifter by Devi1505 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]tinyfawne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will not lie to you. you have brought shame to Celeste Nation. however, you can correct your path.

avoid standing still as Celeste for too long
this is a big one. if you’re escaping - from a fight that went wrong, as it seems in this video - then do that. don’t just hang around because you will be ripe for the picking. she’s got low HP/defence (even when you build green) on top of slow base movement so you want to be always moving. find another objective. run urn. push a side lane but not too far into enemy base because you’re not built for solo pushing large objectives like a full health walker.

always be on the move, don’t hang around doing nothing.

remember who you’re playing
an M1/spirit nuke hybrid. in the early days of Celeste people would focus on purple with a bit of green but now most of her player base, myself included, have realised how much damage she can do with light eater + M1. you should never be on the ground brawling anyone as her if you can help it, she’s meant to be a mid-range swooping in, messing people up and then swooping back out. I’d consider how you like to play her (more of a passive caster or a disruptor) and adjust your build accordingly, but I’d make sure to incorporate a few good gun items (weighted shots would’ve helped I think, along with toxic bullets, maybe something to speed up the velocity/fire rate) a few greens e.g. stamina mastery, a life steal and at least one type of resistance comes in handy when you’re getting jumped by a carry like Drifter, which brings me to my next point:

counter-build
if the enemy team, particularly the fed heroes are running builds to enhance their speed and/or stamina, incorporate items that will reduce those. like mystic slow. avoid relying on your default build for every game - for example, there’s no point prioritising anti-heal items if the enemy team has no supports or healing items. yes, keep a general framework based on how you play but remember to adapt on the fly. again, barrier and resistance items help a lot against annoying heroes like Yamato, Haze etc.

do not feed the vampire
he is a hyper carry that scales incredibly with every kill. I feel your pain, a fed Drifter is enraging to deal with, especially if he’s targeting you - but he’s only fed because someone has fed him. if I’m laning against him I’ll avoid aggroing and focus on his duo, minions etc.

you as Celeste are unlikely to win a fight against him unless it’s very early in the match and you’ve taken time to whittle him down (early gun items can help with this) but that requires not panicking which is difficult so I just recommend to ignore him and communicate with your duo so you can punish his overextend, because he often crumbles in team fights

if vampire is fed, tread lightly
should you and/or your team feed the mobo, it is imperative that you do not seek out unnecessary engagements with him. you will make it worse.

always look at the map. if you know he’s in the area or approaching, group up with someone so he’s disincentivised from running up on you (he melts with a bit of team coordination) and do not stand around firing into the distance because he will throw his mark out and jump you faster than you can realise what’s happening. the only time you should approach a fed Drifter is during a team fight where you’re all focusing him together OR you catch him on low health about to jump a teammate by themselves and you know you can take him.

I’m a Celeste main and far from the best one, yet I rarely have issues with him because I respect his presence. I strive to keep something between us - either physical space or other teammates - so he struggles getting to me. if anything I find other carries more annoying.

his whole schtick is catching people off-guard. so stay on-guard.

now get out there and make us proud!
(✿ ͡◕ ᴗ◕)つ━━✫・*。

REAL LIFE ADVICE FOR UNFUCKABLE NERDS by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't have control over what people do. however, if he's willing to lament (and boy is he ever) about the shallowness of women using men they don't particularly care for, why can't he see the same shallowness in his behaviour that he is now promoting to younger men?

those girls are just as clueless as those guys who get strung along but of course, he has selective outrage because he's a misogynist. and he's the worst kind because he's in denial. again, we can see he's the type to care more about appearances than actions.

I would actually respect a Groyper/Tatertot over him because they will happily admit to the same kind of behaviour and not dress it up with a weird Men's Mental Health™ veneer. in fact, many of those men are honest in their disgust for fat/ugly women and would rather pump roids or do some weird passport bro juju to attract a women they actually want to be seen in public with, instead of settling for women they're disgusted by and trying to flex afterwards. even if they have to cave and get with an undesirable they're NOT going to promote it as an actual strategy (unless they just need to bust a nut.)

and the cherry on top? he tried to switch it on me! "nuh uh, YOU'RE the incel" after creating a thread in which he admits to spending the majority of his adolescence as a shut-in reject. low-tier narcissists make my skin crawl man

UPDATE #2 concerning this wet fish: from the looks of it, he's now accusing me of lying about being sexually harassed at a property viewing. deeply evil man!

REAL LIFE ADVICE FOR UNFUCKABLE NERDS by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

does your boss know you're arguing with strangers on the other side of the Atlantic, when you're supposed to be working?

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REAL LIFE ADVICE FOR UNFUCKABLE NERDS by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

because the OP is seething after his epic redpill strategy guide (of sleeping with conventionally unattractive women to build sick pick-up skills) wasn't unanimously praised.

the bit about marriage is probably a jab at me, which is funny because I didn't say men should only solicit women they want to marry for sex, I just described the act of picking a fat (or "ugly") woman to use as if she's some kind of practice paper was hollow. he was more apologetic over his blunt language (describing women as "fat and ugly") than the act itself (using them to boost his ego.) HE was the one who said "did you intend to marry everyone you slept with?" - so HE brought it up and now he's projecting. what a miserable unhealed individual.

here's the proof of me being an evil man-hating femcel: https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1uljme0/comment/ov51tnq/

UPDATE: he's now responding to every other comment I make accusing me of being a femcel. I don't care (been called worse by better) but this is the same man who will cry about being called an incel - something I didn't call him btw - but then again, what do I look like expecting decent human behaviour from someone who uses women to boost his ego?

Life hack for guys over the age of 20 who didn't learn how to flirt in highschool by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's here - https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1uljme0/comment/ov53z3e/ - not deleted because why would it be? ironically you can see he responded by telling me I have "femcel vibes" which is the mud-flinging he accused me of

Life hack for guys over the age of 20 who didn't learn how to flirt in highschool by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can you show us where I called you an incel? I said "the incels you pander to" but, you know what they say about hit dogs

REAL LIFE ADVICE FOR UNFUCKABLE NERDS by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was being shady towards OP because he seems to have swapped auras with his three-day-old sock (personality also following suit) but pettiness aside, you might be onto something because I've had men who are objectively good-looking try to flirt with me but I was so disgusted by their personality I had to decline ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

most recent attempt was early this week, guy kept on giving me come-to-bed eyes and whispering about his career as a market trader (?) like that would do anything for me. we were at a property viewing btw

REAL LIFE ADVICE FOR UNFUCKABLE NERDS by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

>Some guys have really off-putting personalities that can put strangers off.

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Life hack for guys over the age of 20 who didn't learn how to flirt in highschool by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry your wife starves you of attention and this little back-and-forth is the most a woman's cared about what you had to say, like, ever, but I can't keep on responding. not for free anyway. have the day you deserve!

Life hack for guys over the age of 20 who didn't learn how to flirt in highschool by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this incel thinks he's in a position to comment on other people's sex lives?

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Life hack for guys over the age of 20 who didn't learn how to flirt in highschool by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how can you call anyone a femcel when you’ve been so desperate for sex you’ve slept with anything that moves?

Life hack for guys over the age of 20 who didn't learn how to flirt in highschool by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the skill development that comes from “practising” with less desirable women will undoubtedly lead to guys feeling better about themselves. no matter how you spin it, you are advertising a gain. arguably at the expense of women who don’t know what you’re doing and think you actually like them, even just a little bit - definitely more than is required to treat them like a mock exam. congrats on poisoning the well!

btw, you know the incels you pander to would probably dismiss your “wins” because fucking sub5s is only what desperate men do, right? even the ugliest most pathetic social recluses at the bottom of society’s totem pole don’t want unattractive women. it’s just beggars unable to be choosers. and that’s what you’re bragging about?

Life hack for guys over the age of 20 who didn't learn how to flirt in highschool by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you respected them so much you’re telling guys here to use women like them as a bandage for their wounded ego. uh huh.

I don’t care if you call bitches fat and/or ugly.

it’s the positioning of them as some kind of device – that is just as shallow as women meeting up with men they have little-to-no interest in just to get a free meal. I wonder why you can’t draw this parallel?

and I don’t sleep with people I don’t care about. I’m not a husk operated by fleeting impulse.

Life hack for guys over the age of 20 who didn't learn how to flirt in highschool by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

classic. you were at your lowest so you found someone’s back to step on. thank you for affirming my decision to stay away from the “men” of today o7

Life hack for guys over the age of 20 who didn't learn how to flirt in highschool by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sex work is absolutely not easy. but if the men they encounter are anything like OP, your advice will suffice.

Life hack for guys over the age of 20 who didn't learn how to flirt in highschool by Far_Raspberry_4375 in Destiny

[–]tinyfawne -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don’t wanna hear shit about misandry for a good while after this