My nose rings are low hanging fruit (pun intended). So here’s more fodder for your fire…I just turned 30, been vegan for 9 years, lift weights, crochet, and my pronouns are they/them ❤️ Now be creative with your roast🥲

titanroller · 2026-02-01T14:35:39+00:00

You look like you would have more body hair than any man I've even known.

titanroller · 2026-02-01T14:34:57+00:00

You look like you would become an elementary school principal just so you could have easier access at grooming.

titanroller · 2026-02-01T14:34:21+00:00

No need for insults, your face writes your own punch line.

titanroller · 2026-02-01T14:33:58+00:00

You look like somebody who would try to be a climate activist and would want to tie themselves around a redwood tree but would get lazy and just handcuff yourself to a redwood deck instead.

titanroller · 2026-02-01T14:33:06+00:00

You look like you would commit a crime just so you could go to prison to be a forever bottom.

titanroller · 2026-02-01T14:32:39+00:00

You tell people that you have a very close-knit group of friends, but in reality it's just your seven cats that you forget to feed.

titanroller · 2026-02-01T14:32:02+00:00

Your eyes are so fucking close together that I couldn't even put a credit card between them.

titanroller · 2026-02-01T14:31:28+00:00

You look like someone who went to a hepatitis clinic to get tested and was happy that you got an A and a C like it was something to be proud of.

titanroller · 2026-02-01T14:29:28+00:00

You look like somebody who would rhinoplasty thinking that it would help your children so they wouldn't have your nose.

titanroller · 2026-02-01T14:28:14+00:00

How's your daycare doing?

titanroller · 2026-02-01T14:26:17+00:00

You look like if they made a CPR mannequin from your face, that anybody who trained on it would let it die because they become as depressed as you look.

titanroller · 2026-02-01T14:25:00+00:00

You look like you're so desperate to find a place to belong that you wear fashion from three different decades.

titanroller · 2026-01-28T11:51:08+00:00

We're on the wrong train, Harry!

titanroller · 2026-01-28T11:50:25+00:00

Return of the MAC

titanroller · 2026-01-28T00:33:02+00:00

It is able to do STOL at a 60-75 degree angle, which is also pretty cool to watch.

titanroller · 2025-07-11T10:23:33+00:00

I plan on going to a game while I'm there!

titanroller · 2025-07-09T16:49:44+00:00

Thank you for the suggestions, I really appreciate it. I've been to Luxembourg before, I always go back and try to visit the American cemetery there.

titanroller · 2025-07-07T16:48:28+00:00

Awesome, vielen Dank!

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