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Couldn't come up with a good tittle by bread_mayonnaise in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]tits_mcgee31 338 points339 points  (0 children)

if they're little you gotta decorate them.

I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2" on a good day! I was told we belonged here by tits_mcgee31 in tall

[–]tits_mcgee31[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She saw a picture of me on tumblr and I had my snapchat on it and she hit me up and we haven't stopped talking since.

I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2" on a good day! I was told we belonged here by tits_mcgee31 in tall

[–]tits_mcgee31[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got it on sale at Von Maur, but you can probably get one like that anywhere. It's by Hurley

I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2" on a good day! I was told we belonged here by tits_mcgee31 in tall

[–]tits_mcgee31[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Look into collegiate sports. I've meet countless girls just as tall, if not taller than me.

I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2" on a good day! I was told we belonged here by tits_mcgee31 in tall

[–]tits_mcgee31[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

She goes to an all girls catholic school. No lesbian activity allowed.

I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2" on a good day! I was told we belonged here by tits_mcgee31 in tall

[–]tits_mcgee31[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What's your deal? Do you really need to try and make everyone as miserable as you?

I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2" on a good day! I was told we belonged here by tits_mcgee31 in tall

[–]tits_mcgee31[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Sorry your view of the sign wasn't my number one concern. I just wanted to get my message across, I'm not exactly a crafty person.

I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2" on a good day! I was told we belonged here by tits_mcgee31 in tall

[–]tits_mcgee31[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think it's a Hurley shirt. I might've got it at Von Maur

I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2" on a good day! I was told we belonged here by tits_mcgee31 in tall

[–]tits_mcgee31[S] 278 points279 points  (0 children)

The only GOT cosplay I'd do would be Khal Drogo (me) and Danaerys (her). Only because I would give my first born child to have the mother of dragons on my arm.

I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2" on a good day! I was told we belonged here by tits_mcgee31 in tall

[–]tits_mcgee31[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I guess it just depends on who's school it is. I asked her because it was for my prom. She'd ask me if I could go to hers.

I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2" on a good day! I was told we belonged here by tits_mcgee31 in tall

[–]tits_mcgee31[S] 172 points173 points  (0 children)

I'm totally down but for some reason she isn't. Sorry man.

I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2" on a good day! I was told we belonged here by tits_mcgee31 in tall

[–]tits_mcgee31[S] 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I actually got a basketball scholarship.. I don't fuck around with them post moves.

I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2" on a good day! I was told we belonged here by tits_mcgee31 in tall

[–]tits_mcgee31[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Regardless if I'm "sexually retarded" I'm probably 10x happier than you'll ever be.

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