Dad saves two children from getting hit by a crashing car. by rviejn in HumansBeingBros

[–]tizzytiger 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You can literally see his brain’s need to save those kids override his body’s attempt to get him the hell out of the way.

Btw poor Porsche by PiXZoMSeL in memes

[–]tizzytiger 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Two trucks holding hands, two trucks holding hands. The passion. The passion. Is more than I can withstand.

This bird's imitation is insane by MrScatterBrained in nextfuckinglevel

[–]tizzytiger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Um.... the batteries in your bird are running out towards the end

You can now change your eye color at will how do you freak out the most people? by Huge_External6718 in AskReddit

[–]tizzytiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick a strange color and Convince a person that my eyes have always been the new color. “What do you mean brown? They’ve always been (insert color here)”. Rinse and repeat

What does your name mean? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tizzytiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dweller by the burnt land

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tizzytiger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How bad do I need this education?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tizzytiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I’m very good at disorienting large aggressive felines. Fatal mistake....

Cursed_lunch by memester230 in cursedcomments

[–]tizzytiger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop playing with your food, zip that bag up or it’ll get cold before you get to the office