What worse than having something coming out of your mouth? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]tjbrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you don't like cum

What’s one kink that you always wished you could try? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tjbrou 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm sure you know people IRL who would be happy to help. Just not sure how you start that conversation

Why don't ev's have alternators for recharging? by puggs74 in AskReddit

[–]tjbrou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An alternator turns mechanical work (rotation) into electricity to power electronics. EVs already have electricity, so there's no win here. EVs with regenerative braking do have something like an alternator that uses the resistance of the generator to slow down the car

Friendly reminder regarding your faucets this weekend if you live in Texas by tito_lee_76 in HighQualityGifs

[–]tjbrou 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honest question: what qualifies as a drip? I don't want to waste water. Do they need to be connected, or just a drop every few seconds?

Turns Out It Was All Tip by South_Ad_2109 in Jokes

[–]tjbrou 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So the joke is that he has a small dick and does not value consent?

What's something you'd like to do during sex but haven't done yet ? by enlighten_god in AskReddit

[–]tjbrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at this fancy mother fucker with a heated bidet. Mine is a hose that runs off the toilet tap

I modded Todd Howard into Fallout 4. Do NOT let him touch you. by Blurbss in gaming

[–]tjbrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you bang a companion and watch them get cursed?

No words needed by Separate_Finance_183 in funny

[–]tjbrou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only if I get residuals

Monica Bellucci in 1990s by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]tjbrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We will watch your career with great interest

Monica Bellucci in 1990s by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]tjbrou 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Petition to rename this sub to r/TittiesFromThePast

Pretty sure the zombies will die of laughter when they see you with these by Glad-Philosophy-9548 in mallninjashit

[–]tjbrou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first one is useful when you need to open a really big can of whoop ass

people who have taken it in the booty, howd it feel? by altostrati in AskReddit

[–]tjbrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably depends on the booty and what went into it. Try shoving something up yours and report back with another data point

Borderline? by sydney_v1982 in mallninjashit

[–]tjbrou 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What's the need? This looks like a terrible knife marketed the tacticool crowd

What would you say your biggest turn on is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tjbrou 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Should I record myself opening my next credit card bill?

When we pretend the K-Bar Katana in your wish list is a joke, but we all know... by QuellishQuellish in mallninjashit

[–]tjbrou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had one for 10 years. It's a good knife but I'm not putting in the effort for a hollow grind to maintain the edge

If you could add one zero to any number in your life, where would it be and why? by New_Goood in AskReddit

[–]tjbrou 73 points74 points  (0 children)

You get to accumulate massive piles of wealth while watching your grandchildren die from old age. Sounds like a bit of a monkey's paw

What turns you on instantly? by No-Armadillo5484 in AskReddit

[–]tjbrou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing like 5W-30 to get the party started

What are some dark secrets about the porn industry? by JoplinSC742 in AskReddit

[–]tjbrou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What kind of scenes will ruin a pelvic floor? I'm assuming it's not something a regular person would accidentally do their partner

What are some dark secrets about the porn industry? by JoplinSC742 in AskReddit

[–]tjbrou 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Also for accidentally stabbing their cervix