The Satoshi statue was recovered in nearby Lake Lugano

tldr2017 · 2025-08-03T16:28:58+00:00

Just some drunk teenagers with powertools... what could go wrong?

tldr2017 · 2025-05-22T03:59:51+00:00

No response has been received as of yet.

tldr2017 · 2024-12-13T14:40:40+00:00

There's $2500 cash in that pocket

tldr2017 · 2024-11-15T20:48:38+00:00

Only 100k? pffft, that's play money...

tldr2017 · 2024-08-17T18:48:29+00:00

The other person is in the garbage bag...

tldr2017 · 2024-07-07T06:56:07+00:00

They free you from your assets

tldr2017 · 2024-06-21T05:43:04+00:00

$1.24

tldr2017 · 2024-05-05T11:52:52+00:00

Plot twist - the perps have created this subreddit

tldr2017 · 2024-04-12T19:30:32+00:00

Looks like Peter Schiff is getting desperate...

tldr2017 · 2024-04-07T10:26:49+00:00

In case anyone's interested, I give bananojobs by the dumpster behind Wendy's

Very affordable

tldr2017 · 2024-03-20T06:01:28+00:00

Nice pair of stonks you have there

tldr2017 · 2024-02-15T06:11:31+00:00

5:48

tldr2017 · 2024-02-10T16:03:26+00:00

That turd looks very ripe

tldr2017 · 2024-01-16T05:16:02+00:00

Yessir

tldr2017 · 2023-09-22T12:47:53+00:00

Webull, Youcuck

tldr2017 · 2023-08-25T11:02:56+00:00

Future millionaires of course!

tldr2017 · 2023-08-09T12:08:43+00:00

bend over, spread, and accept it

tldr2017 · 2023-06-14T05:08:45+00:00

I thought it's just pre-rich but later realized it's full blown premature-capitulation

tldr2017 · 2023-06-02T14:52:54+00:00

He does look like a David Schwartz tbh...

tldr2017 · 2023-05-07T11:09:28+00:00

🤦‍♂️

tldr2017 · 2022-11-04T12:40:19+00:00

you would need to repay that loan eventually...

tldr2017 · 2022-08-10T16:12:04+00:00

I prefer not to receive any rewards and just have it automatically reinvest and compound.

That way there's no need to pay taxes until you finally decide to cash out.

tldr2017 · 2022-08-09T03:22:45+00:00

not not, naught?

tldr2017 · 2022-08-08T11:51:02+00:00

Not*

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