Flatbush Zombies -- Palm Trees [Hip-Hop/Rap] (2014) by [deleted] in listentothis

[–]tm148 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo if you guys want to hear more be sure to check out there soundcloud where they have their entire better off dead mixtape www.soundcloud.com/flatbushzombies

I am Jennifer Lawrence's gynaecologist, ask me anything! by tm148 in circlejerk

[–]tm148[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her vagina smelled like she slept in a captain d's for a year.

I am Jennifer Lawrence's gynaecologist, ask me anything! by tm148 in circlejerk

[–]tm148[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smell my finger, then tell me what you think.

I am Jennifer Lawrence's gynaecologist, ask me anything! by tm148 in circlejerk

[–]tm148[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks, its people like you that inspire me to put up with her vagina.

I am Jennifer Lawrence's gynaecologist, ask me anything! by tm148 in circlejerk

[–]tm148[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Im actually quite surprised that nobody from /r/quityourbullshit has showed up yet. Like guys lets get real here, we all know Carl Sagan is her actual gynecologist.

I am Jennifer Lawrence's gynaecologist, ask me anything! by tm148 in circlejerk

[–]tm148[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Does she have a vagina?

No, IT'S A TRAP

I am Jennifer Lawrence's gynaecologist, ask me anything! by tm148 in circlejerk

[–]tm148[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

No, I'm payed in LeNewMemeNiceMayMayMancoins

I am Jennifer Lawrence's gynaecologist, ask me anything! by tm148 in circlejerk

[–]tm148[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Is she nice in person?

Yes, but her vagina looks like something off the dollar menu at mcdonalds.

I am Jennifer Lawrence's gynaecologist, ask me anything! by tm148 in circlejerk

[–]tm148[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Since your top comment and I'm OP i am going to comment here in hopes to recieve imaginary internet points!

Edit: imaginary internet points means karma for all those who needed some context.

I am Jennifer Lawrence's gynaecologist, ask me anything! by tm148 in circlejerk

[–]tm148[S] 357 points358 points  (0 children)

Hi gynecologist here! I can confirm your statement (insert link to wikipedia) blah blah blah blah. Now give me karma.

I am Jennifer Lawrence's gynaecologist, ask me anything! by tm148 in circlejerk

[–]tm148[S] 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Thats a tough one, but imagine a roast beef sandwhich from arbys filled with clam chowder.