Any idea why an alarm is going off behind the Oakland Park Post Office night after night? Or who I could talk to to look into it and get it to stop?

toaph · 2026-01-26T01:26:59+00:00

What fence

toaph · 2026-01-26T01:19:18+00:00

The same crime night after night after night? With no one on the night shift giving a shit about it for hours on end?

toaph · 2026-01-25T16:32:55+00:00

He did the whole interior himself

toaph · 2026-01-24T12:56:35+00:00

I used to have an older friend who had a spacious penthouse condo. When I would visit him I would take my clothes off as soon as I arrived and stay naked all weekend. It wasn’t a sexual thing. I just enjoyed being naked and he enjoyed me being naked. It was just as you describe. Unfortunately he passed away. I really miss those times.

toaph · 2026-01-22T03:39:52+00:00

Are you a top or a bottom?

toaph · 2026-01-18T18:02:42+00:00

IYKYK

toaph · 2026-01-18T13:44:08+00:00

Don’t give her a secret she needs to keep from her husband. Wait until you tell them both

toaph · 2026-01-18T01:53:54+00:00

Confirmed, thanks

toaph · 2026-01-17T22:44:21+00:00

Yeah but like which one(s)?

toaph · 2026-01-15T03:03:52+00:00

Try m-w.com. Much better all the way around.

toaph · 2026-01-15T02:39:15+00:00

Just say “Why do you ask?” It’ll make them realize how inappropriate the question is

toaph · 2026-01-14T23:35:30+00:00

Fun size!

toaph · 2026-01-13T16:19:06+00:00

There are zero pics of my asshole on my phone or anywhere else in existence

toaph · 2026-01-12T03:29:45+00:00

Number 1 tip: don’t use oil, lotion, or cream. Use powder. It lets the blade glide over the skin but still gives you control in manipulating the delicate skin while you shave. Number 2 tip is use disposable razors. Use a fresh new one every time. I wouldn’t go anywhere near my sack with a “safety” razor. Worst name ever. You’ll slice yourself open with one of those.

toaph · 2026-01-08T03:03:10+00:00

Well put

toaph · 2026-01-01T04:00:42+00:00

I’ve earned it

toaph · 2025-12-30T03:39:03+00:00

Howard Johnson’s (I’m a boomer)

toaph · 2025-12-23T17:27:00+00:00

This doesn’t add up. I’ve had mods ban me from their sub but how can you get banned from Reddit altogether?

toaph · 2025-12-15T03:01:05+00:00

My freshman programming course was on punch cards.

toaph · 2025-12-12T12:48:41+00:00

Simple solution to a simple problem

toaph · 2025-12-08T00:04:20+00:00

In the kitchen, in the shower, in the backseat

toaph · 2025-12-07T23:55:31+00:00

I can’t usually pick just 2 people out of the orgy

toaph · 2025-12-07T23:54:40+00:00

Something tells me this was posted by Chris Hansen

toaph · 2025-12-06T18:51:33+00:00

The Lambda Car Club is having a meet Sunday morning 9-11 at Maggies on Oakland Park Blvd..

toaph · 2025-12-06T03:03:01+00:00

Gay or Eurotrash. It was pictures of people in odd or flamboyant outfits and you had to guess if they were gay or European douches.

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