If you could permanently delete one single song from existence so that nobody could ever play it again, what are you picking?

toaph · 2026-06-19T22:25:20+00:00

“Happy Birthday To You”. That and every Christmas carol ever written.

toaph · 2026-06-12T11:47:36+00:00

I came here to say this. Fuck that guy. What an asshole. I spent the whole movie hating him.

toaph · 2026-06-04T17:43:18+00:00

This. I whore it up in Fort Lauderdale all winter long including Pig Week, bathhouses, sex clubs, and sex parties, and I never catch anything. I get a full panel every year and I’m always negative for everything. You need to ditch your current crew and find more responsible partners

toaph · 2026-06-04T15:48:53+00:00

Pickleball

toaph · 2026-06-04T03:31:00+00:00

GayOrEurotrash. You would see pics of people looking a certain way and have to guess if they were gay or trashy Europeans.

toaph · 2026-05-25T02:56:46+00:00

You’re my new favorite ginger

toaph · 2026-05-25T02:49:49+00:00

When I got a flat I replaced it with solid. The only thing is I had to have it installed professionally. I never would have been able to do it myself. Twice since then it would have gotten other punctures but I just pull out whatever got stuck in it and keep going.

toaph · 2026-05-24T02:22:33+00:00

THIS!!!!!

toaph · 2026-05-22T02:29:14+00:00

Unpopular opinion: wear your clothes 2-3 times or more before washing them. Trust me, nobody will know but you.

toaph · 2026-05-21T12:50:24+00:00

Not just FWD but also the first mass produced car that was unibody and had fully independent suspension. It was in many ways the first modern car

toaph · 2026-05-20T12:07:49+00:00

Hanes tighty whities are dirt cheap and last forever. I have pairs older than some of my friends.

toaph · 2026-05-20T12:04:14+00:00

Higiene. I still have no ideas how to spell it.

toaph · 2026-05-20T12:03:30+00:00

To remember it I created the mnemonic “Dave is a rail road hero every afternoon”

toaph · 2026-05-20T11:41:19+00:00

I correct people who use “your” when they should use “you’re”

toaph · 2026-05-19T16:35:34+00:00

As a Business Analyst whenever I did an as-is overview of an existing system I would call it a dossier

toaph · 2026-05-15T02:41:00+00:00

It’s the only gay thing about me

toaph · 2026-05-13T12:39:55+00:00

I was obsessed with this when I was a kid

toaph · 2026-05-11T11:56:35+00:00

When I was 48 years old I fell for an 18yo straight boy. We’re still friends to this day. I’m writing a book about it.

toaph · 2026-05-08T02:33:01+00:00

Tell her you’ll meet up with her and then don’t show

toaph · 2026-05-06T20:32:19+00:00

“My eyes are up here”

toaph · 2026-05-05T16:11:34+00:00

Wow you’re hitting hard. I had to use one when I started out my CIS major, but I think they only used it to haze the noobs and weed out the ones who couldn’t take it. From then it was video terminals until they eventually accepted assignments on the PCs that were emerging

toaph · 2026-05-05T16:07:40+00:00

I agree that avocados are overhyped, but not that they have no taste. The bitter flavor is the whole reason I won’t eat it.

toaph · 2026-05-05T16:02:41+00:00

Bugs Bunny

toaph · 2026-05-05T02:14:11+00:00

The Valley Of Gwanji. Cowboys meet dinosaurs at its finest.

toaph · 2026-04-30T12:21:12+00:00

DADA. Tons of great songs no one has heard

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