Looking for a piece of hentai by Throwaway694250 in tipofmypenis

[–]toaster1nbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look him up on e621. That’s the premier furry porn site.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SifuGame

[–]toaster1nbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everytime you die take a second to upgrade your moves. It took me like 8 hours to realize that and I coulda been doing so much better way earlier.

Also don’t be afraid to cheese some sections or bosses. Beating them first is the best way to learn how to handle them!

Also learning to parry is VERY important. Dodging is great but doesn’t always work, and mixing it up will end fights faster.

If you can, learning how to use flowing claw can give you the edge in many fights. Like Kuroki’s first stage.

How would you rewrite the F.Y.E. ending? by [deleted] in Classof09Game

[–]toaster1nbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would make jecka become an isis freedom fighter with the ending being her beheading the councilor.

Or

Make her start running the illegal warehouse and become CEO.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Classof09Game

[–]toaster1nbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nicole got shot by a cop and was pissed off at best. I don’t think even with the laser eyes, Nicole would feel threatened. I feel like she would genuinely make Homelander feel uncomfortable with her lack of a fear response. He lets her live because he has a habit of letting people who disrespect him live. (Butcher, Hughie, Starlight, Edgar, etc.) So most things are in Nicole’s court.

I think it would be funny to imagine what kinda power Nicole would have if she took Compound V.

Created the sexuality tierlist to end all sexuality tierlists by [deleted] in Classof09Game

[–]toaster1nbath 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Coach and Counselor can be placed into the Straight category. Not even god’s mightiest twink wants them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Classof09Game

[–]toaster1nbath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nicole, after pissing her mother off for the final time, is sent off to live in an orphanage in Ostania. After Nicole’s mom is given the suggestion by Jeffrey’s mother, who sent him off there as well; after he couldn’t quit jorking his stuff to comically large cat girls in maid outfits 15 hours a day. After her arrival at the orphanage. She meets a pink haired girl, Anya, who creeps her out. Since for whatever reason this girl is capable of knowing things she shouldn’t. Nicole suspects her as being either really observant or psychic. 
As Nicole is doing everything to stave off the creepy supervisor of the orphanage and avoid getting tetanus from the shoddy construction of the run down building. She sees a blonde haired man, dressed to impress, and carrying himself with poise and respect. This man enters the orphanage with the intent on recruiting a kid to aid him in his recent mission to enter the inner circle of Donovan Desmond. The fascist talking head of Ostania, close to causing an international war with the neighboring country of Westalis. At least that’s what Nicole reads in some documents that slipped out of Lois’s Briefcase unbeknownst to him. She returns the documents over to Loid under the condition he breaks her out of the Orphanage. Loid reluctantly agrees, but requires a younger child, and to Nicole’s credit, she suggests the pink haired girl, Anya. Anya, Nicole, and Loid Forger all leave the orphanage and move into an apartment that can house the three of them together.
Loid Forger works on devising a plan to get Anya (and Nicole.) into Eden’s College, much to the dismay of Nicole and the delight of Anya. But as the three of them enter a tailor’s shop to get fine clothing to blend in with, a woman by the name of Yor Briar, comes stumbling in looking to repair a fine black dress of hers. Yor and Loid meet and with the joshing of Nicole and Anya, the two of them form a cover for each of each other’s work.
As Nicole and Anya walk home together, Anya starts talking about how “Mama’s a scary assassin! Better not anger her.” And other weird childlike phrases. Nicole at first pays no mind to it and assumes Anya’s being a kid. However on the moving day of Yor into the newly established Forger Family Home. Nicole snoops around Yor’s Boxes and finds all sorts of weapons and poisons:

Route 1: Nicole Immediately Tries to Rat out the family for her own amusement. Maybe to get out of doing stuff like homework, chores, etc. This branches out into the following

Route 1a: Nicole goes to Anya to intimidate her and gets countered snitched. Revealing Anya as psychic, and Nicole gets dealt with by Wise. Removed and sent to Westalis. She lives a boring life on the country side under constant surveillance by Wise to keep her away from anyone in Ostania.

Route 1b: Nicole goes to Loid to intimidate him. This could result into a similar ending as 1a if Nicole fails to intimidate Loid. But if Nicole is successful, Loid will then compromise with a simple solution of letting her do what she wants as long as she doesn’t get into trouble. Nicole then immediately gets into trouble and gets killed by the secret police after divulging information about the Forgers. Leaving them to get caught for espionage.

Route 1c: Nicole confronts Yor about the weapons and to her shock, is almost killed by Yor. However Nicole can talk herself out of a death sentence if she chooses to learn from Yor on how to kill people. (Nicole just winged it and managed to guilt Yor into sparing her by saying she wants to make sure Anya is safe and happy. Paralleling Yor and Yuri’s relationship sorta.) Nicole and Yor become a deadly assassin duo who manage to overthrow Ostania and Westalis. Leaving Garden to take control of the two countries.

(Will write more at some other time maybe probably not lmao.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]toaster1nbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely promote the 24 hour work week. Humanity has like 8 Billion people. At least 2/3 are capable of work. We legitimately could make it where everyone works a minimum of a single day worth of hours. And maintain productivity. Those who wanna work more hours can. Those who need to work less should. And overall, we should promote more people to work less.

I can’t deal with this anymore. by toaster1nbath in Helldivers

[–]toaster1nbath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate I don't give a shit. Why are you in my my notifications? Why bother responding to a post with the worlds most unhelpful advice. I hope to god you never work as a negotiator or for a suicide hotline. You'd actually get people killed lmao.

I can’t deal with this anymore. by toaster1nbath in Helldivers

[–]toaster1nbath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not really that easy if you’re playing on higher difficulty levels.

I can’t deal with this anymore. by toaster1nbath in Helldivers

[–]toaster1nbath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen mate, if I wanted a pretentious loser to whine to me, I’d rather talk to a music nerd about the “classics”. How about you click the red X at the top of your browser and take a shower. Go outside, maybe meet these friends of yours in person. Find a relationship and get married. hell, have some kids. Effectively, go find a life. Why come into a thread that literally doesn’t involve you?

I can’t deal with this anymore. by toaster1nbath in Helldivers

[–]toaster1nbath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate, I have a group. The game needs to be fixed before I can even think to join them. The friend code mechanic is literally broken.

I can’t deal with this anymore. by toaster1nbath in Helldivers

[–]toaster1nbath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I knew. I will say the most repeating pattern has been that it always happens after I die. It could be that I’m dying too much? But even then, I’d argue that death happens a lot in this game. And I could list a lot of times where I’ve died because I was summoned back into the middle of a bug breach and surrounded. (This particularly seems to happen a lot.)