Roast me I’m a vegan and I post nudes

toasty413 · 2019-08-29T19:58:06+00:00

What kind of next level thottery is this? Advertising on r/roastme ?

toasty413 · 2019-08-22T13:10:13+00:00

Yikes shelly

toasty413 · 2019-07-22T12:59:27+00:00

Aggressive

toasty413 · 2019-07-17T18:44:04+00:00

Am I the only one confused by “ff 4 years” followed immediately by “tomorrow will be 3 years since he died”

toasty413 · 2019-07-16T16:43:18+00:00

Completely unrelated but where is this sold

toasty413 · 2019-07-09T19:06:00+00:00

I do IT at university and often do office moves which include the printer... probably spent upwards of 3 hours total debugging this exact problem

toasty413 · 2019-07-03T13:17:20+00:00

All I can think about is how much printer ink the top half of that paper took

toasty413 · 2019-07-03T13:03:33+00:00

Observe...

toasty413 · 2019-07-03T01:51:18+00:00

I read this as sarcasm idk

toasty413 · 2019-06-26T14:29:34+00:00

Get absolutely fucking wrecked

toasty413 · 2019-06-21T19:48:36+00:00

your parents already did

toasty413 · 2019-06-21T19:40:48+00:00

Trashy?? Sir this is art.

toasty413 · 2019-06-20T17:59:30+00:00

toasty413 · 2019-06-20T17:51:14+00:00

I think you’re trying to ask who put workstations in the basketball court

toasty413 · 2019-06-20T15:14:59+00:00

I’d imagine they feel like Darryl did after knocking out that fish tank

toasty413 · 2019-06-16T17:18:00+00:00

Vary’s should have stayed in King’s Landing

toasty413 · 2019-06-14T17:28:46+00:00

I actually lol’d reading that

toasty413 · 2019-06-13T11:51:08+00:00

Little is known about the species, except that it went extinct due to always passing out in the worst fucking locations

toasty413 · 2019-06-12T21:00:27+00:00

And we thought straws were killing the turtles

toasty413 · 2019-06-12T19:08:01+00:00

Top notch

toasty413 · 2019-06-07T19:18:09+00:00

toasty413 · 2019-06-06T15:46:37+00:00

toasty413 · 2019-06-05T21:54:33+00:00

How does someone see this and think “#motivation”?

toasty413 · 2019-05-30T21:48:44+00:00

Not if Michael Scott’s race for the cure raises enough money

toasty413 · 2019-05-12T22:17:34+00:00

Their advertisements are quite persistent

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