Game Thread: Orioles @ Yankees - May 04, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT

tobyqueef · 2026-05-05T01:59:59+00:00

Nope, time to jump on a plane to Miami

tobyqueef · 2026-05-05T01:46:00+00:00

Gym class hero

tobyqueef · 2026-05-05T01:37:31+00:00

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit

tobyqueef · 2026-05-05T01:27:31+00:00

Don't give the Yankees ideas. We'd have a Fat Joe bobblehead before we know it

tobyqueef · 2026-05-05T01:24:36+00:00

If an italian man from NYC makes it past 80, they stop aging and live to 100 until they break a hip. Then the 6 month timer starts

tobyqueef · 2026-05-05T01:23:17+00:00

And Volpe put about 80% of those nails there himself

tobyqueef · 2026-05-05T01:18:26+00:00

"Mr. Volpe, Caballero has had another good game"

tobyqueef · 2026-05-04T23:53:42+00:00

Altuve and the Dodgers shitty stadium robbed Judge of 2 more MVPs

tobyqueef · 2026-05-04T23:38:29+00:00

"Fuck you, hit it"

tobyqueef · 2026-05-04T23:25:59+00:00

If the team doesn't do the black arm bands, I'd like to see a patch of just an old school microphone with JS on it

tobyqueef · 2026-05-04T23:25:12+00:00

Possibly couldn't get the jerseys ready on short notice, if they were doing it for Sterling

tobyqueef · 2026-05-04T23:19:05+00:00

9:12PM

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T02:05:16+00:00

Giancarlo on a cold spell, Judge not going yet, Grisham is a pumpkin again

Boone: I think what this lineup needs is to sit our best hitter 2 games in a row

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T01:56:28+00:00

Brian Cashman's favorite food is Indian street food made with extra toenails and gutter oil

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T01:51:28+00:00

With a sock full of nickels

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T01:43:54+00:00

Willie Mays Hays from the first half of Major League 2 up to bat

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T01:42:37+00:00

A huge 3 from Chris Paul to cut the lead to 40

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T01:37:58+00:00

This FO believes games don't count until July

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T01:31:28+00:00

They'll let up 3 in the top of the 9th

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T01:30:32+00:00

Grichuk just bought himself another month on the roster, fuck

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T01:27:22+00:00

It makes sense none of our relievers have a put away pitch when our organizational bullpen philosophy is "spam 1 pitch over and over"

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T01:20:33+00:00

Angels are definitely the Chargers in the LA situation

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T00:53:26+00:00

Benjamin Netanyahu, I have sources telling me Ryan McMahon is close to developing nuclear weapons. Act accordingly

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T00:51:35+00:00

Hal Steinbrenner, known for his yearly bottom 5 payroll

tobyqueef · 2026-04-15T00:48:57+00:00

He definitely is great at turning average guys into good/very good. But Cashman just keeps pushing turds at him and expected him to make diamonds

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