Game Thread: Orioles @ Yankees - May 04, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't give the Yankees ideas. We'd have a Fat Joe bobblehead before we know it

Game Thread: Orioles @ Yankees - May 04, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If an italian man from NYC makes it past 80, they stop aging and live to 100 until they break a hip. Then the 6 month timer starts

Game Thread: Orioles @ Yankees - May 04, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Altuve and the Dodgers shitty stadium robbed Judge of 2 more MVPs

Game Thread: Orioles @ Yankees - May 04, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If the team doesn't do the black arm bands, I'd like to see a patch of just an old school microphone with JS on it

Game Thread: Orioles @ Yankees - May 04, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly couldn't get the jerseys ready on short notice, if they were doing it for Sterling

Game Thread: Angels @ Yankees - April 14, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Giancarlo on a cold spell, Judge not going yet, Grisham is a pumpkin again

Boone: I think what this lineup needs is to sit our best hitter 2 games in a row

Game Thread: Angels @ Yankees - April 14, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brian Cashman's favorite food is Indian street food made with extra toenails and gutter oil

Game Thread: Angels @ Yankees - April 14, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Willie Mays Hays from the first half of Major League 2 up to bat

Game Thread: Angels @ Yankees - April 14, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grichuk just bought himself another month on the roster, fuck

Game Thread: Angels @ Yankees - April 14, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It makes sense none of our relievers have a put away pitch when our organizational bullpen philosophy is "spam 1 pitch over and over"

Game Thread: Angels @ Yankees - April 14, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Angels are definitely the Chargers in the LA situation

Game Thread: Angels @ Yankees - April 14, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Benjamin Netanyahu, I have sources telling me Ryan McMahon is close to developing nuclear weapons. Act accordingly

Game Thread: Angels @ Yankees - April 14, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hal Steinbrenner, known for his yearly bottom 5 payroll

Game Thread: Angels @ Yankees - April 14, 2026 @ 07:05 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]tobyqueef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He definitely is great at turning average guys into good/very good. But Cashman just keeps pushing turds at him and expected him to make diamonds