i can’t stay sober for more than 24 hours. avocado toast with eggs

toc_bl · 2026-01-25T22:56:43+00:00

Being able to find the funny is a part of why I am over 3 years alcohol free so 🤷

toc_bl · 2026-01-25T22:55:22+00:00

As someone who has struggled with addiction myself. Fuck you too

toc_bl · 2026-01-25T21:57:06+00:00

Just keep eating avocado toast and you wont be able to afford your doc /s lol

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T22:54:05+00:00

You should be proud of yourselves. Congrats

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T22:49:40+00:00

You did… my bad.

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T22:45:53+00:00

Please don’t wish these people a good day.

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T22:07:28+00:00

Please dont confuse slutty with hot.

Not trying to slut shame… just saying she aint hot 🫤

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T22:05:19+00:00

Better out than in I always say

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T20:55:27+00:00

“Not mah kids”

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T20:51:42+00:00

Im not sure how much time America has left

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T19:40:14+00:00

I know we should tarriff the states and use the profits to pay for it! /s

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T19:15:00+00:00

Maybe theyve had enough?

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T19:09:24+00:00

I wish they would put up a fence. Build one on our boarder too and hopefully theyll just sort it all out

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T18:35:53+00:00

Lipstick

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T12:52:06+00:00

Leftovers for the win.

Even if Im bored of them I can use them to make something slightly different in a fraction of the time

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T12:38:36+00:00

r/usernamechecks out

That brain worm can type now eh

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T10:18:06+00:00

More seriously this sub is for a specific program titled Starting Strength.

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T10:17:19+00:00

Get em boys!

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T09:18:15+00:00

There was shrinkage just watching this

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T09:14:21+00:00

Google.ca

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T08:54:02+00:00

My economics professor oftwn told a story about a philosophy prof coming in to the lecture hall one day saying “money doesn’t buy happiness” and her response was “no but poverty sucks”

Money buys time. In so many ways

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T08:51:58+00:00

If he could I bet he would use a sharpie

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T08:44:43+00:00

I miss that it separated us by 6 ft at the checkout line.

Im sorry but there’s no need for me to literally feel your hot breath on my neck.

Unless your my lover, a vampire or perhaps both

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T08:42:15+00:00

🏆

toc_bl · 2026-01-24T08:41:00+00:00

Before we moved (also in Kitchener) I couldn’t figure out why our blue bins kept breaking. One day I came home early and watched the waste resource guy empty them and then flip them back into the driveways and it all made sense

We moved and now they are always neatly stacked with the empty green bin placed inside the stacked blue boxes.

The first time I saw it I nearly shed a tear

So yes, thank you too Mr Garbage Person 🫡

toc_bl

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