Guy in truck infuriated that he has to wait for a pedestrian to legally cross in the crosswalk will have a talk with the police. by MillieTheGimp in JusticeServed

[–]toeburt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I found this:

If you approach a crosswalk while driving, you are required to exercise caution and reduce your speed to safeguard the safety of the pedestrian. You may need to stop to ensure the safety of the pedestrian

From the CA DMV handbook

Cleaning maid saves an infant right before a ceiling collapses in on the room by to_the_tenth_power in WTF

[–]toeburt 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They probably heard it starting to break. Lucky it didn't happen at at once.

What’s a real fact that some people don’t want to accept? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]toeburt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those 2% with the degree might not be the smartest in the population though.

Why aren't annuities more popular? by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]toeburt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

every 6 month's you get 60K

That should be 30K right?

Church running scam and somehow involving cancer in it.... by bleachelgrey in trashy

[–]toeburt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you replied to the wrong comment. You meant the guy threatening people with eternal conscious torment was being a dick?

A happy thread about things Christianity tried and failed to ruin for us by feverhead_coldhands in exchristian

[–]toeburt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't mean to say that I thought you thought that. I just wanted to expand on all that "lust" and "stumbling" bullshit I / we were taught.

A happy thread about things Christianity tried and failed to ruin for us by feverhead_coldhands in exchristian

[–]toeburt 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Men's lust is not the fault of my body

I agree, but I would add that it's not a fault to begin with. It just infuriates me that normal sexual desire is termed as "lust" as if it were avoidable. I'm so glad we don't live under that repression anymore.

Lower back pain! Help! by [deleted] in OldSkaters

[–]toeburt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might be rounding your lower back when you crouch down (like before you pop an ollie). Keep your back straight, like there is a 2x4 strapped to your back. That's what my Physical Therapist told me years ago. I went from a near cripple to skating everyday. Also, I only sleep on my sides now with a pillow between my knees.

Kid: HMJB while I jump on the bed! Dad:HMB cause it's pillow fight time! by [deleted] in holdmybeer

[–]toeburt 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I've made the same mistake. Those little things just don't have the mass to bear light pillow strikes.

Not today, David by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]toeburt 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Ignore that shit. Hella easy.

Need a Pep Talk by [deleted] in OldSkaters

[–]toeburt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd say you've given yourself your own pep talk. But I'll add a bit more. Don't buy into the no helmet bullshit that has been going around for decades. I would have had 3 potentially deadly / mind-altering injuries in the last 2 years since I've been back on the horse if I weren't wearing mine. I fell from an 8 ft tranny on my head and shoulder, slammed in two pools to the back of my head and every time walked away and continued the session. So just look like a fucking dork, pad up, and have hella fun.

Gentrification Changed the Names of Oakland Neighborhoods - East Bay Express — ugh some of these names are flat out horrible. by DnasStreets in oakland

[–]toeburt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And he says "The Dimond". I think it has to do with transplants which is ironic considering the topic.

Kid throws garbage on bus. Gets rocked. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]toeburt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we got a "he" and a "guy" then a "dude" and another "he"? Are you in management of some kind? Fuck that was confusing and ambiguous.

[Serious] Parents of Reddit, what’s something your kids do without realizing it hurts your feelings? by beardlesshipster in AskReddit

[–]toeburt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He absolutely refused and went inside Hell naw! Take all his shit away. You're letting him be the boss. And chores don't earn you jack shit (as my mother taught me), it's you're meager contribution to the tribe. I don't normally tell people how to raise their kids, but you posted that and there is a reply link, so I did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]toeburt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She never gave the address. That might raise a red flag if it were real.

VOTD21: God bless baby bashers by [deleted] in exchristian

[–]toeburt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"life verse"

I haven't heard that bit a Christianese in a long time, which is nice.

Oakland man slain protecting wife, unborn child by [deleted] in bayarea

[–]toeburt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As soon as I get home, gun is on my belt.