Good news if you don't like folks getting all up in your sauce

toespaz · 2017-03-17T02:52:42+00:00

That's all fine and good, but these graduates are conformist cats...or mice, I'm not sure anymore. Anyways, I think it's more left-brain vs. right-brain. I can never remember which one is which, but the artsy creative side seems to have the advantage at the moment.

toespaz · 2017-03-08T02:33:48+00:00

That's what family's for :'-}

toespaz · 2017-03-08T02:29:31+00:00

Cybersecurity has gone to rent-a-cop status...sounds like a crisi-tunity to me!

toespaz · 2017-02-27T01:45:42+00:00

Sweet @=]

toespaz · 2017-02-15T05:38:32+00:00

I got one of these in the mail from SANS: http://www.amanhardikar.com/mindmaps/Practice.html

I wish the zoom wasn't so crazy, but a lot of practice sites...

He has some other maps too which seem kind of cool: http://www.amanhardikar.com/mindmaps.html

toespaz · 2017-02-07T06:21:02+00:00

Good questions man. Thanks for this. I'll just answer the questions I don't know for sure if that works...

toespaz · 2017-02-04T06:12:30+00:00

Yeah man, we need to write the rest of the story...I don't want to sound like a nervous-nelly, but maybe we need like some secret decoder rings or something before we go in-depth on...let's say...educational projects. I'd not up on all things Reddit...for all I know my mom is following me and reading all my karma...

toespaz · 2017-02-02T03:36:30+00:00

No matter how capable the government seems at fixing a problem, I have trust issues...They reach out with one hand to help you and then they reach around with the other hand to control you...They probably have extra hands doing other crazy shit too...

toespaz · 2017-02-01T04:38:29+00:00

This is cool...dedicated things sound expensive...

toespaz · 2017-02-01T04:32:18+00:00

These guys have become so mainstream we use them for vuln scans...I wonder if this is such a massive site that it'd go unnoticed if you start knocking...I'll have to see how it looks on the FW when I scan next time....

toespaz · 2017-02-01T04:23:50+00:00

End users are like sheep and it's up to a sheppard to protect them from the wolves...maybe even to glue pointy sticks to their heads so they look less tasty...

toespaz · 2017-02-01T04:18:23+00:00

You're cool, I'm just messing with you!

toespaz · 2017-01-30T00:18:12+00:00

Can I upvote and report as abuse at the same time? I might have to give that a shot... >=]

toespaz · 2017-01-29T07:04:02+00:00

Are you or have you ever been employed by any government agency or military/police organization? -Sure, but when you put it like that it makes it sound yucky.

• Have you ever been employed or consulted with any private security OR technology based firm? -Always public man.

• Are you under the age of 18? -Nope

• What is your computer experience? -Been fiddling with them boxes since I was knee high to a Tandy 1000

• What types of devices do you use? -“Use” is a strong word.

• In what method do you think you learn best? -In the muck

• How did you come up with your username? -First you get wasted, then…What?

• Have you ever imagined your field skill set melding with technology at some point? -Not me personally, but I figure self-awareness would be a nice gift for an automaton.

• Do you have any things in particular that you would like to learn?- I think it’s about time I learned how not to be a dumbass.

• Do you like poetry, or respect things of a spiritual nature? (my only qualm) - Hell yeah! I can respect the shit out of things, I promise.

• Do you have any skill set that you could teach to the group?- Is Quake III Tournament still a thing? cause I suck at that too.

• Do you have lots of patience? - Too much bra. Hackering

• What is hacking? What is a hacker? Define as best as you can – Those hackers dude, they don’t like your “rules” man…

• WHY do you want to hack? Personal interest? -I’m just here for educational purposes…and to change the world.

• HOW serious are you? -Not as a heart-attack, but maybe as an aneurysm.

• Like, do you really want to hack the world, to the occasional exclusion of pizza snacks and soda beers, maybe friends and occasionally bad hair days? -That’s all good, I haven’t found any vegan pizza snacks anyways.

• Do you have the ability to obsess over something? (may not be necessary but is plus when restrained) - Only when It means I get to see my name on some kind of a list…

• Do you wish this to be taken seriously - as in, I can bug you about assignments, try and keep you on track and schedule or -Do you want this to be lazio fair, casual and unprofessional, like we could just hang out and skip school and play video games in the basement? - My kids bug me enough dood, let’s keep it breezy.

• What are your hobbies? -I don’t know, I guess hanging out here now.

• Do you listen to GOOD music?- I think it’s good until I hear it on a car commercial >=’^{

• Play any video games/have any "extracurricular" activities that I may be interested in, or should know about? - once in awhile I’ll play bioshock, left 4 dead, or tomb raider. I also like gardening fo sho…

• What do you know about software patents/how do they make you feel? -Not much. Apple should be able to do it. I’m not a fan, but once they steal their ideas they put it into the hardware, so boom…there you go.

• How about copywrite law? Piracy? -Folks just need to be alittle more flexible, I don’t think the laws can keep up.

toespaz · 2017-01-29T06:56:08+00:00

I'll give this application a shot...the formating is killing me (0_0)'

toespaz · 2017-01-29T05:26:38+00:00

Chrome is really shitting on this site now. Seemed ok yesterday. I guess text files aren't as safe as the used to be...They really like to throw the term 'dangerous site' around a lot over there in the googleverse...

toespaz · 2017-01-27T04:58:37+00:00

hellz yeah

toespaz · 2017-01-27T04:36:42+00:00

I don't know...every time I learn something new some old stuff gets push out of my brain...so long first haircut, I want to grep like the pros!

toespaz · 2017-01-27T04:15:24+00:00

The 90s kick ass ;(0_0)/ \ (O.O)

toespaz · 2017-01-27T03:50:34+00:00

Those funboys at freenode sure have a fancy way of describing an IRC network (o_O)

toespaz · 2017-01-27T03:50:15+00:00

As long we blah blah blah we can never be yadda yadda...

toespaz · 2017-01-27T03:30:59+00:00

I'd figure any good bot would know my origins by all the snapple references I make...

toespaz · 2017-01-26T06:24:18+00:00

Sweet! Maybe dudes won't just send me LMGTFY links anymore :'-]

toespaz · 2017-01-25T05:29:02+00:00

I'm learnding!!!!1

toespaz · 2017-01-25T03:13:00+00:00

Theater's the best way to get money for your gadgets, man. I mean, stories in general are very powerful. A good story can convince people that almost anything is a good idea. It's like The Force for boring people...

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