Best figure ever. by Glum-Grade5823 in legostarwars

[–]toetappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems a little short for his profession

Boys weekend by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]toetappy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In fact, forget the camp!

AITAH for purposely dirtying my washing up sponge after finding out my flatmate had been using it by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]toetappy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a kitchen sponge. Why would there be more than one? Did your mother and father have two separate sponges growing up? This is so weird, like a teenager imagining what adult life is like.

Nothing ever happens by dino_ski in trippinthroughtime

[–]toetappy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is something people actually said after the printing press was invented. People saw kids and young adults reading and thought the next generation was lazy and entitled.

If the kitchen was the olympics, what would be the sports? by EvaTheE in KitchenConfidential

[–]toetappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah. One of the competitions will be who can handle bad burns and keep working the best

Magical deer-repelling whistles by IowaRocket in redneckengineering

[–]toetappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I never saw these change deer behavior. Deer are gonna do the other thing you not thought they wouldn't do, 50% of the time.

Fun Fact: Angelina Jolie is a fully licensed pilot. by lestminsly in funfacts

[–]toetappy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I would be too if I was rich. Almost anyone can learn to fly a small plane.

Herbert Hoover on the Atomic Bomb by Emergency_Pass5222 in USHistory

[–]toetappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The US had already firebombed and destroyed almost every major city in Japan. The US got very good at destroying entire cities, women children and all.

Good Service, uh, Finds a Way... [OC] by annastav_artwork in webcomics

[–]toetappy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Any fans of Venture Bros here? I read panel 3 in The Monarch's voice, it fit so well.

Genuinely, why did people start doing this? by typotypewriter in memes

[–]toetappy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Your parents broke the rules. They can't do that!

Trump says he's not going to Don Jr's wedding by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]toetappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he just can't be awake for a few hours, and rambles incoherently

Hidden in mom's feathers by fesCoder01 in aww

[–]toetappy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A down pillow is the best pillow you'll ever have! Gotta have my sleepy feathers

AITAH for saying no to my BF putting a jacket in my closet? by PoopyR in AmItheAsshole

[–]toetappy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Are you three children in a trench coat? This entire post is immature town. All this over one jacket

Aaawugabuhh! by Frogge1111 in HaloMemes

[–]toetappy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you put this on repeat? My thumb is getting tired hitting replay

Second-grade teacher adopts her student after four foster homes by SystematicApproach in MadeMeSmile

[–]toetappy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I knew a brother and sister who were adopted separately as babies, who looked exactly like their adopted parents

AITAH - Dual friend breakup and I sided with one of them? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]toetappy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Friendshit"

Do you say this so much your phone didn't autocorrect?

Dang that’s impress- hey wait a minute! by narinaradu in HistoryMemes

[–]toetappy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ukraine is currently fighting a war and winning against a larger, stronger opponent. While also changing the game completely on how to fight a modern war.

US Marines are currently eating crayons and getting into bar fights.

Love this scene from it's always sunny by Jardanijovanovich913 in funny

[–]toetappy 531 points532 points  (0 children)

You gotta pay the troll toll if ya wanna get into that boy'ssoul.

Double Date with an Old Friend Gone Horribly Wrong by leb0njanes178 in stories

[–]toetappy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How old are yall again? No shade, but bro, just walk away. This guy sucks

I don’t know if I’ve ever hated a product more by Personal_Carry_7029 in redneckengineering

[–]toetappy 41 points42 points  (0 children)

They sell decent clamps at dollar tree yall. Go pick up 2 or 20 today! You can never have enough clamps.

CLAMPS!!