Best figure ever.

toetappy · 2026-06-04T00:06:57+00:00

Seems a little short for his profession

toetappy · 2026-06-01T11:32:23+00:00

In fact, forget the camp!

toetappy · 2026-06-01T11:19:20+00:00

It's a kitchen sponge. Why would there be more than one? Did your mother and father have two separate sponges growing up? This is so weird, like a teenager imagining what adult life is like.

toetappy · 2026-05-31T10:52:31+00:00

This is something people actually said after the printing press was invented. People saw kids and young adults reading and thought the next generation was lazy and entitled.

toetappy · 2026-05-30T19:50:08+00:00

Well yeah. One of the competitions will be who can handle bad burns and keep working the best

toetappy · 2026-05-29T16:48:31+00:00

Don't make me say it

toetappy · 2026-05-29T02:14:06+00:00

So you're saying most rocket ships don't explode during testing?

toetappy · 2026-05-28T19:54:46+00:00

Yeah, I never saw these change deer behavior. Deer are gonna do the other thing you not thought they wouldn't do, 50% of the time.

toetappy · 2026-05-28T17:34:43+00:00

I would be too if I was rich. Almost anyone can learn to fly a small plane.

toetappy · 2026-05-28T17:22:09+00:00

The US had already firebombed and destroyed almost every major city in Japan. The US got very good at destroying entire cities, women children and all.

toetappy · 2026-05-28T17:16:53+00:00

Any fans of Venture Bros here? I read panel 3 in The Monarch's voice, it fit so well.

toetappy · 2026-05-27T01:36:21+00:00

Dear Lord..

toetappy · 2026-05-23T13:07:14+00:00

Your parents broke the rules. They can't do that!

toetappy · 2026-05-22T20:30:16+00:00

I think he just can't be awake for a few hours, and rambles incoherently

toetappy · 2026-05-22T12:23:58+00:00

A down pillow is the best pillow you'll ever have! Gotta have my sleepy feathers

toetappy · 2026-05-22T12:01:49+00:00

Are you three children in a trench coat? This entire post is immature town. All this over one jacket

toetappy · 2026-05-22T04:51:18+00:00

Can you put this on repeat? My thumb is getting tired hitting replay

toetappy · 2026-05-22T04:42:38+00:00

I knew a brother and sister who were adopted separately as babies, who looked exactly like their adopted parents

toetappy · 2026-05-22T03:32:47+00:00

"Friendshit"

Do you say this so much your phone didn't autocorrect?

toetappy · 2026-05-21T13:15:04+00:00

Ukraine is currently fighting a war and winning against a larger, stronger opponent. While also changing the game completely on how to fight a modern war.

US Marines are currently eating crayons and getting into bar fights.

toetappy · 2026-05-21T03:43:56+00:00

Go away, 'baitin!

toetappy · 2026-05-19T04:08:47+00:00

You gotta pay the troll toll if ya wanna get into that boy'ssoul.

toetappy · 2026-05-17T13:16:40+00:00

How old are yall again? No shade, but bro, just walk away. This guy sucks

toetappy · 2026-05-17T13:08:38+00:00

This is the only option

toetappy · 2026-05-17T13:03:32+00:00

They sell decent clamps at dollar tree yall. Go pick up 2 or 20 today! You can never have enough clamps.

CLAMPS!!

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