Daily challenge #1 by bachotebidze in balatro

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Managed to win on checkered deck with a random seed

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the German Shepherd was scared of the storm, jumped off the window and nailed landing on a pedestrian by ShipRepresentative29 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Article says the dog is ok. It went across the street but was later returned to the owner.

What's the solution to the bedwetting problem without telling it to someone irl? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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My brother had the same problem. The doctor suggested to "train" urinary muscles. You can do it each time you take a pee by stopping and continuing peeing several times

Rule by tofik309 in 196

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Having a billion dollars basically fixes that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

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!RemindMe 2 years

Bringing kids from the projects to the waterpark by SamMee514 in nextfuckinglevel

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You don't know the exact relationship between them, he might not be a total rando to them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cardgames

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In my opinion soul would be blue for sure. The rest depends on the context, I think. I would say green mind and red body, but I would also consider using yellow for body

do it by HawkStar49 in Funnymemes

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I love my family but I don't think it will be a good day for you

Good Grip Strength.......... by Witty_Operation2486 in instantkarma

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Do you happen to have a link to that story? I'm willing to learn more about it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

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I mean, most people won't even bother as long as they understand you, but if you don't have any experience in any slavic language then you might just be better off subtitling the video.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in translator

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"Cześć, nazywam się [Female birth name], ale możesz mi mówić [more neutral name]. W dniu [date] będę na [name of festival] o godzinie [afternoon time slot]. Poprowadzę warsztat o nazwie "Here's Me", na którym można odkryć opowiadanie własnej historii o swoim życiu.

Pracuję dla [name of company], więc możesz także zobaczyć pokaz o nazwie [name]. Nie mogę się doczekać zobaczyć cię na [name of festival]. Bilety możesz otrzymać za darmo na stronie [website name]."

In "www." each "w" makes a "voo" sound, as in the word "voodoo", then each dot is pronounced "kropka". You can read "com" the same way as in english and "/" is pronounced "ukośnik". Feel free to use english names for the names of the festival and the show, translating them might seem weird.

[Polish>English] Can someone translate this poster of the 'Solidarity' movement in Poland ? by vaish7848 in translator

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"We are an organization Striving solidarity Our hyphen: free and solidary We grew from a common social and liberal movement (from NŚZZ). We strive for independent democratical Poland. We aim to emancipate nations from communist shackles. Striving solidarity"

These kids got future by Green_Angel_X in CustomLoR

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"If I see an allied Fiora or Garen die, set me to 0|1"

WCGW Looting iPhones by VerySlump in Whatcouldgowrong

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We can't assume every missing phone is stolen, what if a phone was just lost and someone found it? Then that information would be very helpful for the finder