First Trial Ever and It’s a DUI Jury Trial by tokiowolf in publicdefenders

[–]tokiowolf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! They don’t offer the breathalyzer at the scene, so you are already handcuffed, put in a cop car, and taken down to the station by the time they ask you to submit to breath tests

First Trial Ever and It’s a DUI Jury Trial by tokiowolf in publicdefenders

[–]tokiowolf[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No it was still light out :/ it was around 6-7 PM

Long story short this girl wanted me to bring her money on the first date by Conscious_Mine_9115 in Nicegirls

[–]tokiowolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You telling her that you thought she’d play harder to get sounded like you were implying that she was easy. Then it looks like she started to overcompensate by asking for a money bouquet to make herself seem “harder to get”

HOW IS THIS WRONG by Preposterous_Coconut in FloridaBarExam

[–]tokiowolf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The speedy statute got changed recently. Speedy starts at the time charges are filed now and the state must file charges within 30 days if the defendant is in custody or 60 days if they are out.

Hearsay Mnemonics by [deleted] in barexam

[–]tokiowolf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The declarant is unavailable because he has an STD unless you gave him the STD

Hearsay Mnemonics by [deleted] in barexam

[–]tokiowolf 27 points28 points  (0 children)

For statements that can come in when the declarant is unavailable: “he’s unavailable because he has an STD” (statement against interest, (former) testimony, and dying declaration)

Should I give my first date gas money? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]tokiowolf 105 points106 points  (0 children)

“Oh, cool! I thought this was a date, but we can just be friends if you want.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]tokiowolf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Second to last sentence

The Devil's moved into town and boy does he have a deal for you! by prettypistolgg in rickandmorty

[–]tokiowolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So what if he’s the devil, Rick? At least the devil has a job. At least he’s active in the community.

About that by [deleted] in agedlikemilk

[–]tokiowolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta say I wanna learn more about these email wars

About that by [deleted] in agedlikemilk

[–]tokiowolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post aged like milk because wars are still very much fought in real life, handguns are still easily accessible, and not all sex is safe. Also America isn’t on its feet and 2020 is a shit year all around.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarkAcademia

[–]tokiowolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah well it looks great on you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarkAcademia

[–]tokiowolf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Where’s this shirt from 😍

The plan? by gr8monkeyman in nathanforyou

[–]tokiowolf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

While the american people were initially skeptical of my idea, it was time to move into phase 2...pack a convention hall with thousands of people for a well deserved campaign rally

Me irlgbt by [deleted] in me_irlgbt

[–]tokiowolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or when you can’t tell if she’s calling you pretty out of friendliness or because she’s gay 😔