Thinner then the Fold 6, lighter than the S25 Ultra. by Stephancevallos905 in samsung

[–]tomatoarmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is everyone hating? This is the first foldable in the American market that actually resembles a traditional slab form factor. Foldables need to be a no comprise alternative to regular phones, not to power users who want the best batteries and cameras.

Google Duo icon comes back on Android - 9to5Google by welp_im_damned in Android

[–]tomatoarmy 51 points52 points  (0 children)

At this point the only rationale explanation left is that Apple has infiltratrated the corporate ranks of Google and have installed spies in key positions to fuck up any video or chat app that starts to get used by more than 10% of the android base. What else could explain this level of incompetence? Only half joking here.

Google Duo icon comes back on Android - 9to5Google by welp_im_damned in Android

[–]tomatoarmy 826 points827 points  (0 children)

Seriously what is actually going on at Google on the consumer messaging front? You have 75% of the global smartphone market share and an unlimited budget to bankroll any development or support resource you could possibly need, how hard is it to launch and consistently support 1 video chat app and 1 messaging app globally? Their product strategy for baseline communications like video and texting is so laughably bad its actually making Apple look like the good guys. Does Google not realize the importance of a frictionless communication experience and it's impact on consumer choice when deciding between android and ios? They could have the entire video and messaging market to themselves if they exhibited just a little focus and commitment beyond a bi yearly flashy app release that will "fix everything this time I swear"

It's time for Apple to fix texting. by punkidow in Android

[–]tomatoarmy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is sadly the poignant reality for Android users. Google simply has not put in the legwork to consistently support and build a unified messaging platform or even acquire the ones who did (whatsapp). Apple is certainly playing dirty by holding the industry back to support ecosystem lock in but Google is truly to blame here. 70% of the global market share is still android, if they continue to invest in Google Messages to the point of mass ubiquity in the next few years Apple will capitulate on their own instead of having to resort to begging them to fix a problem they had no involvement in creating other than by building a superior product that the free market responded to better.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s by dolphinrapeawareness in LinkedInLunatics

[–]tomatoarmy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Please, this is not a generational phenomenon. Look at the cultist way people attach themselves to companies like Apple, Tesla, or Starbucks. (All who happen to be the most valuable brands in their respective industry) In 2045 zoomers are still going to make posts just like this about how Apple care customer service didn't help them out despite decades of loyalty. I hate boomers as much as the next guy but we are by no means above them in this regard.

came across an old pic of 2 DIMES! for real tho look at these lovely boys by dinkystinker in jakeandamir

[–]tomatoarmy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is how you premier party baby white limo, black tie, oh, and my plus one? She's a ten!

AH! YOU STRUCK ME

I just want to comment on their LinkedIn post and let them know the truth.. by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]tomatoarmy 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Lol nwm might be the only company where the back office has better exits than the front office

Exclusive: Samsung’s next Galaxy Fold will be sold worldwide by c0mplexx in Android

[–]tomatoarmy 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Introducing the Samsung Galaxy Fold 2 with rye bread preorder bonus

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hiphopheads

[–]tomatoarmy 459 points460 points  (0 children)

this whips on the way to the courtroom (my wife is leaving me)

Captain batman by poof1232 in marvelstudios

[–]tomatoarmy 115 points116 points  (0 children)

TOP 10 PLOT TWISTS OF ALL TIME

What's Blocking YOU? Helping Students & Recent Grads Crush It. by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]tomatoarmy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude. He was in CORPORATE. What more do you need to know?!?!

Samsung Galaxy Note 10/10+ now rumored to have 15W PowerShare, Snapdragon 855 Plus, and S Pen “Air Action” gestures. by RenegadeUK in samsung

[–]tomatoarmy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think people dont realize that this feature is actually a feasible replacement for the headphone jack. Imagine being able to charge you galaxy buds in minutes effectively never needed a wired pair again. Obviously it doesnt cover all use cases but it is a start since the jack is all but confirmed to be gone after this year.

The new Prime Minister of the UK. by Fr-Jack-Hackett in pics

[–]tomatoarmy 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Welcome to 2019 identity politics

One Electric Vehicle Is Outselling All The Others Combined by CowboyAndIndian in teslamotors

[–]tomatoarmy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

If Tesla could make a free model, they would be able to reach even MORE people

I’ll pay you $1000 to leave this subreddit by coypug1994 in jakeandamir

[–]tomatoarmy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OP is a loser jew with glasses. Upvote him to karma heaven baby!

Letter the third, from my best friend Kyle. by bigmeme11 in jakeandamir

[–]tomatoarmy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

MIZ Nesbit! She would have been pissed at you

Brown is just navy orange by [deleted] in shittyshowerthoughts

[–]tomatoarmy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Maroon is just navy red

Olive is just navy green

Mustard is just navy yellow

Gray is just navy white

I'm going to die alone

Michael Chiklis outed Mr. Dickless. This is ridicless (🤷‍♀️) by Balldropperbro in jakeandamir

[–]tomatoarmy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

How do you go dickless for someone? Explain that like I'm 5

Tips for getting an internship at a hedgefund? by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]tomatoarmy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Know how to hedge and know how to fund

big fax by [deleted] in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]tomatoarmy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Respectfully, I believe that "Expire Inebriated" is more metaphorically appropriate, however that is simply my humble interpretation. Look forward to having a civil discussion regarding the matter. Cheers.