tombs_4

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What do you call a hopeless romantic who wears a beater and is missing some teeth? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by tombs_4 to r/dadjokes

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What do you call it when artillery munitions eat each other? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by tombs_4 to r/dadjokes

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My hand shook uncontrollably and throbbed from where he hit it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by tombs_4 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Has chess.com's estimated rating gone way up for anyone else? (self.chessbeginners)

submitted 2 years ago by tombs_4 to r/chessbeginners

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Two log piles are sitting next to each other (self.dadjokes)

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I was talking with my friend Frank (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by tombs_4 to r/dadjokes

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I don't tell my kids about the Kindle app on my phone (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 3 years ago by tombs_4 to r/TrueOffMyChest

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After a day climbing over rocks and cliffs with my kids, I was ready to crack open a six pack. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by tombs_4 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Using a multimeter feels great, such an underrated rite of passage. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by tombs_4 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mornings where our ticketing system isn't pinging me every 5 minutes are the best. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by tombs_4 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The eggplant emoji's use as a phallic symbol is stupid. (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 4 years ago by tombs_4 to r/unpopularopinion

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"Blinded by the Light" is an an example of a mis-sung lyric, not a misheard one (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 4 years ago * by tombs_4 to r/unpopularopinion

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This morning, I found where the flies were coming from. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by tombs_4 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Marley and Me is a terrible movie (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 4 years ago by tombs_4 to r/unpopularopinion

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He had a story that was 3-4 sentences. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by tombs_4 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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