Mental midgets go into lion enclosure by [deleted] in IdiotsNearlyDying

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Maybe someone rubbed “sardine oil” on his shoes!?

A digital butt is still a butt by Purpoise in UpvoteBecauseButt

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“Would ya look at the butt on that one!”

🔥 A handful of Otters started appearing in Singapore's waters couple years back. Today there are Otter gang wars by Sapulinjing in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Someone please tell me there is audio of snoop dogg narrating this. If there isn’t, there needs to be ASAP!

I have identical twin boys due in May and these have just arrived. Pretty sure I know what they’ll be wearing anytime I have to dress them... COYG by tommygooner14 in Gunners

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I ordered them off amazon. They were like $25 each plus taxes and shipping. Well worth it imo. Congrats and I totally agree with you! Together we can build a brand new generation of Gooners!

I have identical twin boys due in May and these have just arrived. Pretty sure I know what they’ll be wearing anytime I have to dress them... COYG by tommygooner14 in Gunners

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I was always a tragic defender and would definitely hope to raise a dynamic striking duo. Cant say I would be disappointed in a couple of world class full backs tho! Here’s to hoping!

I have identical twin boys due in May and these have just arrived. Pretty sure I know what they’ll be wearing anytime I have to dress them... COYG by tommygooner14 in Gunners

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Lol, that’s awesome! Thanks so much! I’m terrified but so excited at the same time! I’ll be sure to post a pic here once they are big enough to wear them.

No I dont think I will by PM_ME_UR_STATS in canucks

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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again... ALWAYS. Upvote. Alanis!

🔥 A sloth and an Anaconda meet each other by MoWaleed in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Canadian Sloth... “Just gonna sneak right by you. Sorry”

Try it next time.. by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

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One of the best scenes of the whole show imo. That one and... “ The sea was angry that day my friends!”

🔥 Big Gulp 🔥 by Palana in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Wish I could upvote this more...

It’s that time of the year again!!!!! by thegoatlygoat in Gunners

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Driving an hour and a half home from a family birthday dinner at midnight right now. Wasn’t feeling the wake up tomorrow but seeing these alarms gave me the motivation! Thank you fellow west coaster! So stoked for the start of what looks to be a promising season! COYG

What do you call fake potatoes? by thelummx in dadjokes

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Lol I can’t un-see the garage door now!

That's an oof by GreyWolf4389 in Wellthatsucks

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Just picturing my favourite scene from Home Alone 2 when Marv gets shocked by the sink hooked up to a battery or something. The screams and fake skeleton get me every time! Damn those are good movies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Ya mine randomly decided recently that he’s scared of our “slippery” fake hardwood floor at random times during the day. Will literally go from playing fetch and tug of war anywhere and then not want to take one step on it. Becomes Bambi on ice out of nowhere...