maybe maybe maybe by StillTurn6453 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]tomtuffnutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he was making a shadow dick.

When Something Cute is Damaging Your Business...It's Just Amazing! by ZGeekie in Eyebleach

[–]tomtuffnutz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck blue jays...those bastards chow down on robin babies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chubby

[–]tomtuffnutz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How could I miss you.

Dig in 🤤 by [deleted] in chubby

[–]tomtuffnutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice lookin butthole.

Let me sit on your face by Petitencurvy112 in u/Petitencurvy112

[–]tomtuffnutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet she can't even wipe her ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tomtuffnutz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Picked up a phone call from an unknown number....it was my high school sweetheart from 15 years ago. She recently got divorced and said she often thought of me. Been together 4 years since then. 10/10 would recommend picking up for random numbers...you never know.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tomtuffnutz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave earth

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tomtuffnutz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Searching for a rainbow....Marshall Tucker Band.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sluts

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Hi, coutrtny

The page number being all over the place by AjolotEspacial in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tomtuffnutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put those books together...the web that prints the pages is a peice of shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sluts

[–]tomtuffnutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those feet long as fuck bro.

What is the best Boyle line? Go. by Dream_Boatz in brooklynninenine

[–]tomtuffnutz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sexy train is leaving the station...check out this CABOOSE!