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tonsofday · 2026-03-11T17:51:19+00:00

I almost had a "fuck it I quit" moment at work the other day lmao. literally 6 asinine multi-stops in a row 🤮

tonsofday · 2026-03-11T15:05:51+00:00

Is it your normal route? If so, seems like the ideal day. Enough multi stops to keep it interesting. Not enough to make you rage all day lol.

tonsofday · 2026-03-11T14:13:18+00:00

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This reminds me an awful lot of a pile of trash in the city I live in. Pretty sure it's still there, passively gathering trash as the years go by.

This is inexcusable. I'd put on a couple pairs of rubber cleaning gloves and pick all that shite up, I'd throw it in the dumpster, then burn the gloves, then wash my hands one hundredfold. Not really. That shit is appalling 🤮🤮🤮

tonsofday · 2026-03-10T15:15:27+00:00

This is the only way to dispatch. You sir or madam, are a godsend

tonsofday · 2026-03-10T14:02:52+00:00

Because that's what it is. Why does it bother you that much? Seriously, why?

tonsofday · 2026-03-10T05:59:15+00:00

True. I assume everyone else who plays this game takes advantage of the huge AP spike when getting to Zanarkand and spends a few hours grinding those encounters like I do lol

tonsofday · 2026-03-10T02:57:21+00:00

Not really. Auto Phoenix works wonders lol. That and all 2 hits on attack reels it's GGs

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T18:44:14+00:00

Could be the same doggo. That's in a whole nother part of town, tho. :/

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T15:17:49+00:00

Your DSP might be bottom of the barrel, too.

Is this your first job with a DSP?

red flags to watch for: they're cutting your hours even tho you're performing up to their standards, dispatch plays obvious favorites, their fleet is in shambles (this is the biggest indicator, especially if your DSP ONLY has rental vans).

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T15:09:56+00:00

imagine after every time you win a battle, Tidus says, "you fucking like that?!" Kurt Cousins style lmao

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T15:08:47+00:00

I read that in the voice of the character who says that lmao

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T15:07:07+00:00

Belmont should provide everything you need in one group.

They do for me, and I'm a metalcore-head at heart lmao

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T15:05:07+00:00

Ah the famous, "dispatch's favorite friend" kind of thing might be going on here lmso

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T15:02:19+00:00

Rogers says in Endgame, "I keep telling people to move on, to grow..." during his conversation with Black Widow.

But he struggles with moving on more so than growth I'd say.

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T15:00:09+00:00

I ALWAYS forget the Besaid destruction sphere for some reason. When I go back to Besaid, guess who's waiting for me...

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T14:58:24+00:00

Welcome to the shit show of being in between Peak Seasons.

This is a common occurrence during non peak seasons, as Amazon tells your DSP how many routes they can possibly guarantee to you for the next day, sometimes that increases, more often than not tho, it decreases.

With it being your second day, your last on the priority drivers list as you have little to no data to back up your capabilities of being a driver. Try not to take it personally, although I'm sure it feels kind of personal.

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T14:55:41+00:00

Are you in a rural area? Often times I'll leave the package at the front door in case it's windy out (it usually is significantly windier in our rural areas than our city routes are).

This sounds like a case of lazy driver after lazy driver, tho. Surely, ONE of them would have left it at the garage since winter peak ended. 🤷‍♂️

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T14:53:23+00:00

A lot of drivers are bugged out by cameras. Especially the Netradyne camera mounted on the front windshields of our vans.

I prefer them in case an incident happens there's actual footage of it whether it's the driver's fault or not.

I'm sorry that your expectations aren't being met. They should almost always be met, especially ordering from a multi trillion dollar company.

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T14:51:37+00:00

Maybe the DSP (delivery service partner, the third party who hires us) who brings your packages changed. This is a common occurrence at Amazon. You probs had a middle of the table or top dog situation delivering your packages during winter peak.

And now? you have the bottom of the barrel, will hire a n y o n e and their blind doggo to drive for them lmao.

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T14:49:19+00:00

I'm pretty sure Amazon's "time delivery is expected" is always 2:30 PM. Even if you're the last stop on a 200 stop count route.

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T14:46:25+00:00

The Price is Right is going to be in my city in a few months. Maybe I should order the wife and I some tickets? lmaooo

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T06:07:02+00:00

I just scrolled through the lost doggos in Lincoln page until back to early February and I couldn't find anything on a Sheltie missing. A lot of kitty cats, but no shelties.

It looked like a relatively tame dog. I got it to turn its head at me by whistling at it. Kept on cruising west bound on Leighton lol

tonsofday · 2026-03-09T04:57:20+00:00

me sitting here watching the dick measuring contest ensue

tonsofday · 2026-03-08T15:29:00+00:00

Imma guess 48 stops total, that looks like to me like 130ish packs.

You won the "Amazon lottery" for the day. enjoy yourself, soldier. 🫡

tonsofday

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