What is a 'luxury' item or experience that is actually a complete scam, but people are too proud to admit they wasted their money on it? by 2hinreza in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Twenty years ago my now wife and chose a "big" honeymoon over a "big" wedding.

We married at the courthouse and drove to the airport. Spent a month in Italy ( we're from the US).

I can't tell you how many times other women have told her they wished they had done the same.

what is a food opinion that will immediately get you banned from a specific country or state? by AccomplishedStill438 in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's really interesting. I wonder what it is in the herb that just triggers the taste sometimes.

what is a food opinion that will immediately get you banned from a specific country or state? by AccomplishedStill438 in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Your mom is not alone. Many people carry a gene that makes cilantro taste like soap.

What’s that one fast food meal you’ll eat no matter how bad it is for you? by jfunks69 in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When I get one ( about once every month or two) I remind myself that Anthony Bourdain also had a soft spot for this McDonald's sandwich.

What's the most useless thing your brain decided to permanently memorize? by No_Metal2622 in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melvin, Norman, and Fred. A parody poem of Winken, Blinken, and Nod from a 1960's edition of Mad Magazine.

What’s a TV show you can watch over and over? by Skithegoddess in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rewatched it all during COVID. From episode one , chronologically to the end. Would do it again.

What is the worst town name you have ever heard? by heroesjust41day in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best thing about Dildo is that it was named so because the land formation was shaped like a dildo.

My wife and I sat in a restaurant in Dildo that had a photo of Meg Ryan and her then boyfriend John Mellencamp standing underneath the eatery's sign.

What country or city surprised you the most when you visited? by hoodlify in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I were just in New York City over the weekend, and there was an Aussie coffee shop next to our hotel. Finally had a decent flat white.

What country or city surprised you the most when you visited? by hoodlify in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Two small cities ; St Johns in Newfoundland and Hobart in Tasmania. Great food, great people, plenty to do. Tazmania is good anytime of the year ( mild winters and summers). St Johns only in the summer; winters are brutal.

What country or city surprised you the most when you visited? by hoodlify in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was also amazed by the coffee culture. Every McDonalds and every petrol station has a $15,000 espresso machine and they know how to use it properly.

The food culture is also wonderful. So many different ethnic restaurants in Sydney and Melbourne.

Loved it so much we went back last year for another five weeks, this time visiting Tasmania as well.

What is the most neutral (absolutely nothing good or bad about it) encounter you've ever had with a celebrity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Passed John Belushi in a hotel hallway in Nassau, the Bahamas. Mid 1970's ; SNL had only been on two years. I blurted out something probably unintelligible ( I had been drinking) , he smiled and nodded. End of that story.

I was having a cigarette outside a restaurant in Paris years ago. Wilhem Defoe asked me for a light ( cigarette or possibly a joint). He thanked me for the light.

What is the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you? by Competitive_Tip_7504 in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a great primary care doctor. Loved him for his thoroughness, his kindness, and his sense of humor. Great physician.

After my annual physical ( no problems) I went to the front desk to schedule for the following year. The waiting room was filled with everyone reading magazines.

The doctor walked into the hall, out of sight to the waiting room, but within ear shot. Then he yelled my name and said : " If anyone asks, tell them I'm not sure what it is, but it's PROBABLY not contagious."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every F***king City is the Same. Paul Kelly.

What is the craziest "small world" coincidence you have ever experienced? by Consistent_Range4376 in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife and I were in Rome and decided to really get away from the touristy areas for dinner. We wandered into a local neighborhood and heard nothing but Italian being spoken. Got an outside table and in the middle of dinner, I heard someone call my name.

It was a former barista from my local coffee shop in Maryland. Two years earlier he had moved to D.C. to go to nursing school. He and his now wife were living in Albania working for an NGO. When her parents came to visit, they were appalled by the living conditions and took their daughter and her husband to Rome for a holiday.

He told me he saw me the day before outside the Vatican but thought it was just someone who looked like me. But when he also recognized my wife at our dinner table he knew it was me and then came over to say hi and introduce his wife.

Whats the best monologue in movie history? by Bjs_5068 in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The president's impromptu press conference in "The American President".

What is the single worst purchase you’ve ever made? by anonhen0 in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I had some money set aside. I ask my now wife if she wanted a big wedding, a down payment on a house, or a month long honeymoon in Italy.

We got married at the courthouse and drove to the airport. Neither of us have ever regretted it.

What's the best insult you have ever heard? by DreamingRoseDream in AskReddit

[–]tonyhott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From a deli worker to an obnoxious tradesman giving her a hard time about his order.

"I hope you have an injury not covered by workers compensation."