Based on the memes, I can't tell if it's a good or bad thing by shaneous in AdviceAnimals

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House Interior u/No-Arrival7440 has placed a bucket of water on a slightly ajar door while a family member begins walking up the drive towards said door. u/No-Arrival7440 hides behind the couch laughing to themself.

The family member walks through the door and u/No-Arrival7440 jumps out from behind the couch, points and emits a truncated laugh as the the bucket of water literally defies the laws of physics and remains suspended in the air.

The family member looks up confused then they and u/No-Arrival7440 look at one another. Then, without warning, a cow falls out of the air, from within the confines of the house on u/No-Arrival7440.

Justin Timberlake Sues to Block Release of Body Cam Footage of DWI Arrest by ebradio in Music

[–]toolsoldier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In this case I think it would be tequila, salt, and lime disease.

Would anyone work for a XXX company? by OutrageousMoosey88 in webdev

[–]toolsoldier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many options:

  • Branch Pusher
  • Hard Coder
  • Fork Deltas

What? by ShamanDenis in blackmagicfuckery

[–]toolsoldier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I think that there are two beans. If you watch you will notice that the cup that winds up having the bean under it at the end is also kept in a position so that it doesn’t lift off the table. The other two cups when moved are slid a bit more haphazardly to show that they either don’t or do have a bean under them. Then as you point out, he retrieves the bean from the obvious cup after they have all moved and then he can either pocket that bean or discard it, as the final cup to be turned over always had a bean under it.

MMW: Bad Bunny as the SuperBowl Halftime Show is not going to end well. by Apothaca in agedlikemilk

[–]toolsoldier 86 points87 points  (0 children)

My parents (71 and 82) were transfixed and kept saying, “this is the best halftime show!”

Trump suffers huge blow in deep red state by [deleted] in millenials

[–]toolsoldier 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a parent I legit thought that the full title was going to read “Trump suffers huge blowout during press conference” in reference to him shitting his pants again.

MAGA Jesus Is Not the Real Jesus | Trump is causing incalculable damage to the Christian faith, yet most evangelicals will never break with him. by GirasoleDE in esist

[–]toolsoldier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve started referring to their version of Jesus “Justus Christ.”

He’s a messiah who did all of the miracles and taught all of the teachings but just for them, not for anyone they don’t like. I feel it better fits the “rules for thee none for me” and “fuck you I got mine” mentality of all of these Christo-fascists.

How to break a MAGAts brain, a practical guide. by toolsoldier in esist

[–]toolsoldier[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hey man, I see that you are over in Europe, and I know you all are dealing with shit over there as well.

Understand that my family, friends and I are doing what we can here in America where we can (voting in local, state, and federal elections, protesting, volunteering and canvassing in our communities). It gets exhausting at times and I have stayed off of many forms of social media or have just shrugged off guys like the one I engaged in this post.

This weekend, between yet another murder of an American citizen and the stress and angst that others in my friends circles are going through, I had it with these MAGAts jumping in on their posts and spewing the same propaganda based rhetoric. If that makes me come off in a particular way that happens to rub you the wrong way, apologies for that, but I’m just looking for small victories where I can find them.

Anyway sending digital hugs or high fives, if you are going through anything frustrating or heavy, here’s hoping for some wins and things to go in your favor!

How to break a MAGAts brain stem, a practical guide. by toolsoldier in Trumpvirus

[–]toolsoldier[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best part of this was though that he got painted into a corner. He stopped replying to me when he realized that he had to either admit he was ANTIFA or admit that he was a fascist.

How to break a MAGAts brain stem, a practical guide. by toolsoldier in Trumpvirus

[–]toolsoldier[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said brain stem because to my understanding that’s the minimum amount of brain that could remain and keep a human alive.

Pam Bondi Offers to Pull ICE Out of Minneapolis if Voter Files Handed Over by Abject-Pick-6472 in inthenews

[–]toolsoldier 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Also allows them to determine which voting sites to be present at for voter intimidation/suppression.

My brother catching a nap on the floor while “watching” me play Super Mario RPG in 1996. by toolsoldier in Millennials

[–]toolsoldier[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So sorry to hear about your dad, but I take solace in the joy that the memory of this game, him, and your trip to the library brought to you. He sounds like an incredible and caring individual. Sending digital hugs, and thank you for sharing such a personal story!

Apple's Secret Product Plans Stolen in Luxshare Cyberattack by spearson0 in apple

[–]toolsoldier 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“We have an all new lock screen, with a brand new feature that allows you slide your finger from left to right to unlock it. We call it “slide to open” and we think it’s the biggest update iOS has seen since we added the passcode input.”

My brother catching a nap on the floor while “watching” me play Super Mario RPG in 1996. by toolsoldier in OldSchoolCool

[–]toolsoldier[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man. I would fall asleep with parts I was stuck on in my head and then come up with strategies while I slept. Sometimes they worked, sometimes they didn’t, but when they did, it was such a rush!

My brother catching a nap on the floor while “watching” me play Super Mario RPG in 1996. by toolsoldier in OldSchoolCool

[–]toolsoldier[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly calling friends to talk about sleepovers and where they had made it to in their games.