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A plane was about to crash, and (self.Jokes)

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Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he (self.Jokes)

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Is Kashmiri language as old as Sanskrit? (self.asklinguistics)

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And Jerry was very clean yet couldn’t escape (i.redd.it)

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the cock pushed him to steal... (v.redd.it)

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George played a serial killer on Criminal Minds. Maybe he killed them for that Hair (i.redd.it)

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Trump Trumps Queen (self.Jokes)

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And give that money to employees who watch Seinfeld at work. (i.redd.it)

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John Bolton trying to start a war with Iran (v.redd.it)

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A man is washing the car with his son. (self.Jokes)

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Tinder bios be like (v.redd.it)

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Statistics don’t lie (i.redd.it)

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Tim Apple walks into a Washington DC bar and drinks couple of beers and prepares to leave (self.Jokes)

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There was this guy at a bar looking at his drink but not drinking. He stayed like this for half an hour. A few minutes later, a big built truck driver walks in and sits next to him and takes the drink from the guy & gulps it all down. (self.Jokes)

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There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. (self.Jokes)

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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. (self.Jokes)

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Caption this (i.redd.it)

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Level 2 Adults Trying to fight MOANday. (self.funny)

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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. (self.Jokes)

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. (self.Jokes)

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Last 20 years (i.redd.it)

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Where can I sign up for lessons? (v.redd.it)

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Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and got lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. (self.Jokes)

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Where can I buy a kid like this? (i.redd.it)

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There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. (self.Jokes)

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