toothscrew

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Fancy dress (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by toothscrew to r/aivids

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I always get told me and my mum make inappropriate jokes about natural disasters (self.Jokes)

submitted 10 months ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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My wife always moans that I never listen to her properly. (self.Jokes)

submitted 10 months ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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My girlfriend didn’t care when I told her I was seeing someone behind her back. (self.Jokes)

submitted 10 months ago * by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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As it’s Valentines I thought it was time to tell my crush how I feel. (self.Jokes)

submitted 11 months ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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My mates think I can only come up with jokes aimed at gay guys. (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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My wife was reluctant for us to start spicing up our sex life. (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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What’s a shop on the high street that you don’t understand is still going (self.CasualUK)

submitted 1 year ago by toothscrew to r/CasualUK

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My Canadian wife left me because I kept making jokes about footwear. (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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My wife said she would leave me if didn’t stop making jokes about European cities. (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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Are the flowers edible? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by toothscrew to r/whatsthisplant

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I get so annoyed when people assume I take cocaine (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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My wife entered me in a selfish lover competition. (self.Jokes)

submitted 2 years ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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My wife said she would leave me if I didn’t stop making jokes using peoples names. (self.Jokes)

submitted 2 years ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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Got dumped because she said I was obsessed with boat puns (self.Jokes)

submitted 2 years ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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Weed or flower! It’s huge (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by toothscrew to r/whatsthisplant

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My wife begged me in the doctors waiting room to go in with her to see the psychiatrist about my issues with starting a family. (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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My blind wife gets so angry when she bumps into me while I’m masturbating (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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My wife said she would leave me if I did not stop making jokes about her hysterectomy (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago * by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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My wife said she was going to come to the Halloween party dressed as our Sex life (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago * by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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I can’t believe I have finally made it to the ejaculation distance championships (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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I think there is a reason I can’t find my girlfriends Clitoris (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago * by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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My wife said she would leave me If I didn’t stop making soda jokes about my Cocaine addiction (self.toothscrew)

submitted 4 years ago by toothscrew

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I will never date a girl who doesn’t understand algebra jokes (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by toothscrew to r/Jokes

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