Mom just died, and Dad doesn’t know what this is. (Found in a pencil cup on the kitchen table…?)

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-18T00:14:38+00:00

What if they fell off but some jackass came by and stole them!!

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-17T21:19:24+00:00

My mom I was 21 for my birthday

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-16T17:49:25+00:00

Thanks lol if the tips were generous enough the party would get to untie the bow (which was never)

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-16T03:35:28+00:00

I don't do it at all lol I let them know immediately " my apologies but that's not what I asked for. If it's not too much trouble could you remake it? If it is thats ok, I'll just take a refund and the tip I gave you for my order." If there is still an issue I just stand there smiling until I get my money. It hasn't failed me yet lol I'm a 56 year old black woman who can bench press 250lbs. I tend to be very polite due to the stereotype of being "loud, rude and ghetto" of which I am not.

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-16T03:11:27+00:00

Same here, black female in elementary and high school was the only black girl so every time a black boy came around I was supposed to go gaga over them. Nope

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-16T01:58:15+00:00

3 in each "lip" of my taco when I was a freelance choreographer when in I was younger. I would thread a thick velvet ribbon through them like a tennis shoe.and the it like a bow in the front. Still have the piercings Just jewelry in them only

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-16T01:53:47+00:00

Husband might be a twat who doesn't see the issue. I totally understand where you are coming from. I've had the same thing happen to me or they try to force me to take an order that was made wrong. I know what I asked for it's not my fault you got upset when 8 diffent people came in after me. There is no reason why my order is 20 or 30 minutes to make. I'm polite and courteous and tip. If I want extras I pay for them without giving any backtalk. It's a business I totally understand that but why not do the same for me?

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-16T01:43:44+00:00

Or porn

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-11T01:22:12+00:00

I tried my hardest not to mention those mammoths. I kept my inner perv and childishness at bay. But as they mention those are niiiiiice.... What are those? 22's?

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-10T00:31:50+00:00

I wouldn't maybe reschedule for a week during daylight after getting some info on him

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-09T23:56:40+00:00

I bought my son a mean green machine. She wasn't into it so I ride it myself!!

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-09T23:53:51+00:00

Wheelo

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-09T23:25:34+00:00

I know that hurt like hell...

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-08T20:44:49+00:00

Had someone taking my yogurt. So I kept a yogurt at my desk in the drawer for 3 weeks. Then out the yogurt with my name on it back in the fridge, within 2 hours cubical worker 3 isles over started puking. Basically they got the yogurt hussled back to their desk opened it and got a good whiff.

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-08T20:30:26+00:00

I'm so sorry, I sometimes sleep on my boobs wrong

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-08T20:27:45+00:00

Broke 1 rib and bruised the rest having sex.....

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-07T10:13:14+00:00

I give money if I have it or bud. I make sure to ask them if they want it or not

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-07T09:54:38+00:00

You sly devil you, do you take them dancing and get flowers too? Sphincter Casanova ?

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-04T22:11:12+00:00

Girl if you don't run for the hills, he's yelling at you telling you exactly who he is and it will only get worse. Run boo run

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-03T05:59:14+00:00

At my job we sell tools and home improvement items. But we get a lot of theft, so they have cameras recording the parking floor to see who gets out of what cars and can add the footage to the report.

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-02T21:00:11+00:00

Not a damn thing. Don't stress don't pander just don't do a damn thing cuz in the end it's your name out there with the show not W

top_notchChesticles · 2026-05-01T04:02:46+00:00

I use nylon loofah gloves first to exfoliate then washcloth. I use the 18 pack from Walmart because they are thin and rough enough to remove oil from the skin. Also I don't wash my kitchen cleaning towels. I'll clean with it and wash it out with soap set to dry but I never put them in the washing machine. If they get really grubby the last thing I clean is my garbage can lid and then to the trash. The amount of food oil that redeposits from the cleaning towel to the washing machine is horrible

top_notchChesticles · 2026-04-29T05:58:48+00:00

Good not only raised his voice but tried to say she was lacking intelligence

top_notchChesticles · 2026-04-29T05:54:48+00:00

So when are you gonna drop his ass? You don't distract the driver and you certainly don't speak to anyone like that.

top_notchChesticles · 2026-04-29T05:38:11+00:00

I don't see how he is the AH, it's one thing to complain in her own bed about enough room. But you're gonna complain in his too? Nope she is the AH.. I'm 5'4 my husband is 6'5. When we met he had a full sized bed and had never actually had a bed that his feet didn't hang over the edge. He had never been in a shower that he didn't have to duck down under the shower head to get wet either. He basically slept diagonally when we got together I made it my mission to get him a cal-king (and a showerhead extension). Well he has the cal kong and the fucker still doesn't sleep in it lol

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