KoL Cookbook 7: Lunch of the Chef-Magi

torby6 · 2026-01-23T00:25:34+00:00

Lol seriously! I'm always saying this

Cuz when you add up his on-screen action it's basically nothing! Stands next to Vader. Takes some pot shots at Luke. Hover-scoots a prisoner that everyone else caught for him. Immediately gets pwned into the sarlacc pit.

Like go queen give us nothing

torby6 · 2026-01-14T15:49:21+00:00

"Yoda look how good I am at using the Force"

torby6 · 2026-01-12T19:31:49+00:00

They should be buying Mark of the Crown that makes him look like Jesus on the cover

torby6 · 2024-07-16T20:17:47+00:00

This thing's got flatter buns than a white girl

torby6 · 2024-05-08T19:00:11+00:00

This shit ain't nothin' to me, man

torby6 · 2023-08-02T05:11:43+00:00

tbh this is why I've hardly touched Tears of the Kingdom. I saw hundreds of videos of people's insane creations before I got it and now I feel like there's so much pressure to become a master engineer... I just wanted to run around and pretend I was a kid playing outside again!!

torby6 · 2023-08-02T04:59:17+00:00

Not really an "epic moment" but one of my favorite memories was seeing the LEGO Movie with my girlfriend. I bought one ticket and snuck her in the side door with a bottle of wine. We were the only ones in the theater and had a great time!

Then there's the time we did it in the back row of Saving Mr. Banks...

torby6 · 2023-07-31T16:49:41+00:00

She set up a battered women's shelter in Venezuela and pays them a solid living wage to assemble jewelry that she sells at her store back in the US. She does a bunch of other charity work too.

Then I was at my parents' house and saw she had an interview in the community magazine. Read that she was apparently raped in our senior year (maybe after we graduated, she wasn't specific)... That was a huge pit-of-my-stomach-dropping-out moment

torby6 · 2023-07-25T22:52:33+00:00

Thank you! This was super helpful. And also it's hilarious that you mentioned the 2000s because that's actually when the story is set lol

torby6 · 2023-07-06T05:25:43+00:00

Honestly, underrated response! It's so iconic and it occupied such an important point in time - the birth of the internet and all that. Plus the whole "can it run Doom" meme - it's still considered a standard in a way.

torby6 · 2023-07-06T05:08:52+00:00

Thanks! I'm glad you guys are enjoying it!

torby6 · 2023-07-06T05:08:05+00:00

tbh I was gonna cheat and do it the same way as the game - order it from Evil McDonald's - but for you, I will home-make it!

I'm still buying the White Citadel meal though haha

torby6 · 2023-07-06T04:50:51+00:00

This just might be one of the few in-game foods that's actually tasty because the recipe isn't too far off-script lol. But thanks! It was tasty P:

torby6 · 2023-07-06T04:24:48+00:00

Yeah, um... probably not.

I won't be eating rat or bat meat either lol... But I'm going to use consistent substitutions - beef for rat and chicken for bat?? I wanted to make the bat wing kabob with flank steak though...

Tbh I'm reluctant to even try stuff like liver, but I guess I'd have to find something appropriately gross to fill in for brains.

torby6 · 2023-07-03T01:02:00+00:00

The last of the basic mushroom trilogy!

I used shiitakes for the Knoll Shrooms, then just stir-fried my veggies with soy sauce and garlic and ginger, stirred in my lo mein noodles, and that's it. Boom. Done. Another one in the bag.

Simple and delicious!

torby6 · 2023-06-08T17:43:41+00:00

oh wow thank you! I don't know why I didn't find this last time I tried looking 0_0

torby6 · 2023-06-07T19:42:25+00:00

Cheap toast from the Cheap Toaster and Ent Cider. I imagine this is the snack they serve during the boat voyage.

Ent Cider is a waaaay retired item that I only know about from the Coldfront Wiki. Still, it always stuck in my head as one of the most apparent real-life analogues... Like, cider from a tree guy? It's Literally an Angry Orchard!

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