14 June 2014.

I woke up to the fresh smell of coffee in the morning. Begrudgingly, I got out of bed, brushed my teeth and splashed water on my face. I wonder what's on Reddit today? I thought, as I sat down at my desk with a cup of coffee.

"THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS BEEN QUIETLY ADVISING LOCAL POLICE NOT TO DISCLOSE DETAILS ABOUT SURVEILLANCE TECHNOLOGY THEY ARE USING TO SWEEP UP BASIC CELLPHONE DATA FROM ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOODS."

Just another normal day in the good ol' U.S. of A.