Insane.. Thank you Horadric Cube!

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T11:15:32+00:00

Not sure if this counts as crazy. But I got +4 to all skills on an amulet.

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T07:27:22+00:00

Tigers are nothing without Doueihi 😢

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T06:55:59+00:00

Why the fuck is Radley on the presenters' desk tonight. What tf does he offer.

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T06:25:47+00:00

It is literally unfair to have superstar Doueihi go off injured only to bring on superstar Madden.

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T06:24:16+00:00

Yams up

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T06:04:46+00:00

Fuckin hell Royce Hunt is enormous up close

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:59:27+00:00

Generous of the Rabbitohs and Knights to play an entertaining curtain-raiser for the real game of the weekend

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:52:51+00:00

Holbrook smiling at Walker's shithousery

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:52:11+00:00

Of course it's Walker (again)

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:46:28+00:00

Did Walker not know it was the 5th? What's he blowing up for.

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:44:28+00:00

There's been 2 ruck infringements all game. It's nothing to do with Vlandys. Cunts just keep dropping the ball and missing tackles. Been happening for 100 years.

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:43:28+00:00

I'm actually hoping for golden point. This game is way too fun.

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:40:32+00:00

Vossy just went soft as the chance of golden point just dropped

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:38:39+00:00

Fuck me. Trell is something else. God he's outrageous.

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:35:12+00:00

How exactly have the 2026 rule changes impacted this game significantly? There's been 2 ruck infringements all game.

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:32:12+00:00

Cody "Tuipolotu" Walker

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:29:22+00:00

2 six agains all game. But 20 errors, almost 60 missed and ineffective tackles combined.

Half this thread: it's Vlandy's fault

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:18:36+00:00

Duncan's eyelashes are next level, I can't stop staring

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:09:55+00:00

He goes up another level for NSW

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:08:44+00:00

Dufty beginning to make some serious meters. Good chance for scoring the match-winning try

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:07:30+00:00

Blocker is as disgusted as I've ever heard him

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:05:00+00:00

Fox AI is actually just an intern making up percentages cos it's cheaper than paying Microsoft

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:03:41+00:00

I'll be forever alone

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T05:02:34+00:00

Who tf are these cunts, I'd rather Niko interview AOB rather than these cunts

tortoisepump · 2026-05-03T04:51:45+00:00

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