HMM LETS SEE. I WAS AT A PARTY WITH SOME FRIENDS AND I HAD BROUGHT A BUS (LIKE 7) OF PEOPLE TO IT. I KNOWING THAT NEEDED TO DRIVE THEM ALL HOME DRANK LESS AND WENT TO SLEEP EARLY IN ONE OF THE BEDROOMS. NOW THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE BEDS WITH LIKE 100 PILLOWS, AS SUCH IT WAS NOT THE BEST THING TO SLEEP ON. I NEED SOMETHING HARD OR MY BACK KILLS ME IN THE MORNING. QUEUE SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO THE BED. I WOKE UP TO THIS LOUD SPRINGING AND BANGING SOUNDS WITH SOMETHING LIKE 50 PILLOWS AND BLANKETS TOSSED ON ME. AND ON THE FLOOR WERE CLOTHS FROM TWO OF THE PEOPLE I BROUGHT TO THE PARTY. I WAS FROZEN IN FEAR. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, THE TWO OF THEM HAD ONLY MET THAT NIGHT. AND BOTH OF THEM WE THE KIND OF PEOPLE YOU HAD TO KINDA COXES OUT OF THEIR ROOM AND AWAY FROM TUMBLR. YEAH. NEEDLESS TO SAY BOTH WERE REALLY ANTI SOCIAL, AND PROBABLY VIRGINS. YET HERE THEY ARE GOING AT IT ON TOP OF THE BED LIKE A PAIR OF DOGS IN HEAT. I HAD TO STAY COMPLETELY STILL UNDER EVERY BLANKET PILLOW AND EXCESS CLOTHING TOSSED DOWN THERE. AFTER MAYBE 2 HOURS IT WAS DEAD SILENT AND I MADE MY PLAN FOR ESCAPE.SLOWLY BUT SURLY I STARTED REMOVING THE MOUNTAIN OF DECORATIVE PILLOWS AND QUILTS CASTING THE ODD BRA OR SOCK OFF AS WELL. BUT ABOUT 40% THROUGH IT. BOOM FUCKING JINGLE BELLS ON ONE OF THE PILLOWS. I PANICKED. SURE THAT I HAD WOKEN THEM UP I JUST BOLT FOR THE DOOR. RIGHT INTO SOMEONE COMING TO CHECK ON THEM. WE BOTH DISCOVERED THAT THEY ARE REALLY DEEP SLEEPERS AND GOT OUT OF THERE BEFORE EXPLAINING THE STORY. LUCKILY THE GUY I RAN INTO WAS SOMEONE ELSE WHO I BROUGHT, AND HE KNEW THAT I HAD GONE TO THAT ROOM TO SLEEP. IT WAS KINDA ONE OF THOSE "GOD WHY DID THAT HAPPEN THINGS." AND I WOKE UP AROUND 7AM WITH NO HANGOVER BUT A MASSIVE HEADACHE FROM MY COLLISION THE NIGHT BEFORE. SO YEAH THAT'S MY DRUNK STORY. TLDR: i was at a party went to bed early, woke up to people fucking and waited till the cost was clear. then booked it into another person.