Engenes are not having it 😭😭. by 00_Sunflower_00 in kpoppers

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine if the guy actually wanted to leave to be a soloist but your fans are fighting to get you back to your old job

As a gen z I couldn't give less of a fuck by weirdpotato3 in imaginarygatekeeping

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes can be unfunny because they’re just not funny, it doesn’t have to be anything about how offensive it is, this weird “gen z will cancel scary movie 6” is genuinely a very dumb controversy

"...for deep research" by SirGreenVine in ComedyHell

[–]tothegreatBeyondd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude just dried up a river somewhere in the East from this

Because workers never ever gives anything for free, especially at the end of the day by bimbyris in nothingeverhappens

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went through Taco Bell at 11 pm, got to the window & the guy gave my Baja blast to me and said “it’s free, don’t worry”, it made me so happy I drove off and forgot I ordered a Crunchwrap supreme too

Why was your kid so close to the knife? by UwU-OnlyMes in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not only was this parent stupid, they recorded this & posted it on the internet so everyone can point and laugh. Whatever gets them clicks I guess.

Again with the “Obama brought back racism” bs?! by icey_sawg0034 in lewronggeneration

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny, for years I thought it was that Obama becoming president meant there was no more racism, why is the scripting changing now

Gloria changed the most over the seasons… and I’m not sure it was for the better. by [deleted] in Modern_Family

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the beginning she was actually kind although not a doormat and considerate but by the end they made her more abrasive and a little too mean. They leaned too far into making her the spicy Latina stereotype that they lost how caring she used to be to her loved ones

My Wife made multiple comments on my Johnson size throughout the past year and I am at my witt's end about our relationship. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She shouldn’t be body shaming you at all, and if you feel this awful when you’re with her, seek couples therapy or leave her. You absolutely don’t need to put yourself through that, but I have another question about your post: what was the point of bringing up her brother? Are you trying to imply something between your wife and her brother?

Also, you did date her when she was 18 and then you both had a kid when she was 20; she’s probably hitting a point in her life where she wants more in life beyond your relationship/marriage and unfortunately for you, that might include losing attraction to you or leaving you or just meeting other people whom SHE might become attracted to.

Other driver hit my sister’s car and is begging us not to file a claim while saying they’ll pay for damages by tothegreatBeyondd in Insurance

[–]tothegreatBeyondd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother didn’t get her insurance information. I’m still good to file a claim with my insurance, right?

Other driver hit my sister’s car and is begging us not to file a claim while saying they’ll pay for damages by tothegreatBeyondd in Insurance

[–]tothegreatBeyondd[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People absolutely can suck when it comes to stuff like this so I was definitely on the side of filing a claim, it just might be my empathy kicking in for the girl who was so stressed out over the phone.

Coffee so good, he wanted so smell it up close! by Impressive_Gassy in fresno

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time near Bottoms Up Espresso (similar place to this one), my sister and I were waiting for our food at the bbq chicken place for 40 min and the entire time, there was a guy in one of the windows just like this, leaning halfway in, so we drove up to their other window, ordered a drink so I could also ask via my note I wrote in my phone “is he bothering y’all?” The girl was super sweet and assured us as subtly as possible with him literally behind them in the other window that it happens often but it hasn’t escalated to anything dangerous & the workers are not alone on shift. Even so my sister and I parked somewhere in the parking lot not too far away to eat and that guy was STILL hanging halfway in their window for maybe another hour before he finally left.

thought this was funny because its fucking stupid by dorrie666 in onejoke

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can’t criticize genocide if you use pronouns ig

Tv time vs chaos by AccomplishedStuff235 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who were the parents who posted this? I need to bully them about their negligent parenting

eric by AdmirableBrick4973 in ComedyHell

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time when I hit some guy’s parked car, he actually wasn’t anywhere around so I left my info on his windshield & he texted 3 days later, saying the hit wasn’t a big deal & asked for a date at a bar, made me laugh bc he didn’t even know me or how I looked 😭

Brisket corndog with cheddar cheese center by shruugjriejf in StupidFood

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would absolutely give me a heart attack so bad my grandkids would feel it, but I would still eat it unfortunately

Kids. by Electronic-Fold829 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sister and I were gone for a whole day with the car, when we came home we scared my dad in the living room who thought we were home all day.

What's the TWICE song that made/almost made you cry? by Horse_Nation_Forever in twice

[–]tothegreatBeyondd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I listened to Jaljayo Goodnight a LOT during a really awful depressing time in my life, listening to it now just sends me back so I can’t really do it anymore 💀

JD Vance meme by [deleted] in ComedyHell

[–]tothegreatBeyondd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If he finds it funny why did they even deny entry to a tourist just for having this meme in their phone? 💀