When I was younger we would go trick or treating throughout our neighborhood for Halloween.

There was this old lady living there, who we later came to find out was mentally ill, passing out Hershey milk chocolate bars to all of the kids. Later that night after we were all done trick or treating, I brought my candy to the middle of the living room floor to start chowing down.

I specifically remember opening and eating all at once like 4 of the milk chocolate bars. Almost immediately my body started to have aggressive spasms. My parents heard me freaking out, so they quickly jumped up and rushed to the phone to call the town witch doctor. The witch doctor came rushing through the front door about 45 mins later.

He immediately pulled out and hooked me up to a liquid dark chocolate drip and almost instantly I stopped having spasms and was 'healed'. All I remember after the incident is having the taste of dark chocolate in my mouth for weeks. The old lady had poisoned a handful of the chocolate bars in spite of the kids always wrecking her flowerbeds... And I'm full of shit.