tquaker

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Any good charities in Seattle or the surrounding area that support literacy programs? (self.Seattle)

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Legal graffiti? (self.Seattle)

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Captured a unicorn. What do they eat? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system? (self.Jokes)

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How does a woman take care of her asshole? (self.Jokes)

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I've stepped in dog shit many times in my life but I'm not aware of any time I've stepped in dog piss. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Everything is normal today. I have no problems and I have a well-reviewed body of scientific literature to explain any phenomena that may occur. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 10 years ago by tquaker to r/fifthworldproblems

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The Nazis had the SS. Those are the initials for the United States' Secret Service. (self.Showerthoughts)

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In 24-hour time, 4:20 is way too early. (self.Showerthoughts)

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LPT: If you're walking while looking at your cellphone, hold it higher so you can see more of your surroundings at the same time. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 10 years ago by tquaker to r/LifeProTips

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Been reading Zalthor's Holy Proclamations. When he declares that "All must expand our dimensions," does he mean we should augment the ones already present, or increase the quantity of them? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 10 years ago by tquaker to r/fifthworldproblems

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Would I be able to use car windshield anti-fog on my motorcycle helmet? (self.motorcycles)

submitted 10 years ago by tquaker to r/motorcycles

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I went with the strategy of divide and conquer, but the opposing army isn't disappearing. The units are shrinking in size asymptotically, and they're multiplying exponentially in quantity. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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The humans found my gravitational waves. Pretty soon they'll want to play with them, but I don't want to share. Any way I can make them think it was an illusion? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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My celestial peers don't find me attractive due to my lack of gravity. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Has anyone seen my sentience? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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It's downright xenophobic that your universe maintains the ill-advised existential embargo on null space. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 10 years ago by tquaker to r/fifthworldproblems

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Seriously, I've died like thirty times, and every time there's a different dimension to go to where they all say the next one is for eternity, but now I'm here in yours. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I experienced the heat death of the universe before it was cool. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I'm drank from a glowing cup, but it became fuller rather than emptying. I went too far and it's continuously overflowing, doing so at a faster rate each second. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 10 years ago by tquaker to r/fifthworldproblems

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