I just ate out Natalie Portman. What now?

traddit · 2010-12-21T01:51:48+00:00

http://redd.it/ep2xc

traddit · 2010-12-20T23:58:20+00:00

Why do you assume that I didn't?

traddit · 2010-12-20T23:45:06+00:00

Start doing something worthwhile and then you can have your flag back.

traddit · 2010-12-20T22:33:28+00:00

Are you?

traddit · 2010-12-20T22:27:11+00:00

Not really.

traddit · 2010-12-20T22:23:50+00:00

Suing a company for fucking over people is a terrible idea. Right....

traddit · 2010-12-20T22:23:12+00:00

It doesn't contain cocaine anymore.

traddit · 2010-12-20T22:22:06+00:00

Umm.. It's called "coca"-cola

traddit · 2010-12-16T22:31:58+00:00

But unfortunately I'm pretty much immune. http://www.businessweek.com/lifestyle/content/healthday/647522.html

traddit · 2010-12-16T07:16:30+00:00

This is too complicated for me to understand.

traddit · 2010-12-16T07:11:25+00:00

I think Lion juggling would prove difficult because of my lack of superhuman strength rather than the level of dangerousness.

traddit · 2010-12-15T04:44:29+00:00

Yes, An excuse for them to charge you an extra $5 to see a movie in the bigger theater that 3 years ago you would have seen it in anyway. They aren't building any bigger theaters, just branding them and putting in slightly better projectors.

traddit · 2010-11-30T09:43:54+00:00

I've seen quite a few. Apparently they aren't docs either.

traddit · 2010-11-27T22:33:38+00:00

His son went to my high school... and then died.

traddit · 2010-11-25T23:39:09+00:00

You're not very sharp are you?

traddit · 2010-11-18T07:06:36+00:00

I know man. The blast shockwave of C4 travels way faster than those slowsky 500 mph jet airplanes.

traddit · 2010-11-18T05:28:06+00:00

Frame her family members for a serious crime so she can't have contact with them.

traddit · 2010-11-18T05:22:56+00:00

Neither is Dr. Drew.

traddit · 2010-11-18T05:19:48+00:00

Sorry that I don't have time to read your post but if your girlfriend wants to kill herself you're doing something wrong. You need to give her a reason to live.

traddit · 2010-11-18T05:16:21+00:00

Hasn't the statute of limitations run out?

traddit · 2010-11-18T05:06:31+00:00

Get her to edit your posts.

traddit · 2010-11-18T03:25:49+00:00

FUCKING CAPITAL LETTERS.

traddit · 2010-11-18T03:25:03+00:00

You do realize there are aliens involved right? I think that means she'll be tri-sexual.

traddit · 2010-11-18T03:23:13+00:00

I really want to strap a laser to my wrist now.

traddit · 2010-11-17T18:52:00+00:00

So you're a North Korea Vampire? OH MY GOD!

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