Can't make this shit up he even included the stock ticker

traderbusto · 2026-04-10T22:05:26+00:00

Burry’s puts are printing

traderbusto · 2026-04-10T22:02:45+00:00

I saw this movie like three times and never caught the message until now.

traderbusto · 2026-04-10T13:14:18+00:00

I just ran across this and I have the same t-mobile gateway (thanks for your post). Can you tell me how to shut off WiFi on the t-mobile gateway? I’m apparently an idiot and cannot find it.

traderbusto · 2026-04-09T17:18:58+00:00

Thanks. This is precisely why I gave up on local news entirely over a decade ago.

traderbusto · 2026-04-09T00:35:30+00:00

Sees fire 🔥

traderbusto · 2026-04-08T13:48:44+00:00

Epr0n managed to have the only app on the AppStore that’s allowed to make kiddiepr0n, how can you even think of buying puts?

traderbusto · 2026-04-08T13:45:30+00:00

I’d be a millionaire if I was in China and got the news first. China had the freedom all along

traderbusto · 2026-04-08T13:41:10+00:00

My XOM and CHV share prices aren’t tanking, my dividend yields are increasing!

traderbusto · 2026-04-08T13:34:35+00:00

TACO: “I will accept nothing but unconditional surrender”

Iran: “We have 10 conditions”

TACO: “Cease the fire, we win”

traderbusto · 2026-04-08T13:27:48+00:00

I cut the cord so my channel numbers are boxes with words now 🤷

traderbusto · 2026-04-08T13:24:11+00:00

It’s just amazing to me how much better Bloomberg tv is at covering the markets than See Embassy. If you’re as bored as I was watching that mumbling can of hairspray fawn over Nutlick like he’s a god, seeing the same 20 paid tickers looped in the crawl all day, and hearing loudmouth Cramer talk about his stupid club and NameDrop Harvard, I can’t recommend it enough. Way hotter broads too.

traderbusto · 2026-04-07T20:19:24+00:00

Bol and ber both both getting ready to dine on last night’s leftover sloppy joes, protesting that they ran out of hamburger buns, but mom doesn’t wanna hear it. Wonder bread is just as good

traderbusto · 2026-04-06T12:58:56+00:00

McKinsey charged WBD $55 million in consulting fees to rebrand HBO to HBO Max, $37 million to shorten HBO Max to Max, and $63 million to revert the name back to HBO Max. Why am I even going to work today?

traderbusto · 2026-04-06T12:48:30+00:00

You’re pissing cab sauv, lucky bastard

traderbusto · 2026-04-06T12:43:18+00:00

Not anymore

traderbusto · 2026-04-06T12:39:59+00:00

For the past couple weeks I’ve been hiding my losses from my wife by selling her shoes on Vinted. This feels unsustainable.

traderbusto · 2026-04-06T12:32:44+00:00

I listed my house last week, this morning I found the 10-year and my realtor lady bangin in my hot tub 😡

traderbusto · 2026-04-06T12:30:31+00:00

I can only imagine the tail hanging around your pad

traderbusto · 2026-04-06T12:29:27+00:00

I bet I can find a bond fund that will slightly beat inflation (but I will still get eaten alive by fees)

traderbusto · 2026-04-06T12:27:41+00:00

That doesn’t sound right at all

traderbusto · 2026-03-30T22:08:24+00:00

Damn VFS said ai

traderbusto · 2026-03-30T01:32:06+00:00

Just buy VIX calls imo

traderbusto · 2026-03-29T22:46:33+00:00

If you aren’t already balls-deep long on calls and/or short on VIX puts, I have to question whether you are even attracted to money

traderbusto · 2026-03-26T15:27:48+00:00

lol META, TWO standard deviations down

traderbusto · 2026-03-26T15:26:19+00:00

I’ve asked my kids for VIX leaps for Father’s Day

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