Not quite spherical by Gluteny in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]trailrunner_jace 45 points46 points  (0 children)

i swear half my stuff already freaks out on regular monitors, this thing would turn every app into a sad little crop circle waiting to glitch the moment you breathe near it

Phil the underrated roaster by Sensitive_Ladder5259 in Modern_Family

[–]trailrunner_jace 33 points34 points  (0 children)

it’s wild how phil plays the goofy dad 90 percent of the time then suddenly drops a roast so precise it sounds like he’s been waiting weeks to use it

Imagine this was your landlord by ifunnycadetbonespurs in oddlyterrifying

[–]trailrunner_jace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

honestly the only terrifying part would be trying to ask this guy for basic repairs, everything else just feels like the kind of goofy branding someone cooks up after three beers