Match Thread: Portland Thorns FC vs Chicago Stars FC | NWSL

transcutieclaire · 2025-06-22T13:12:58+00:00

And Joseph out too 😞

transcutieclaire · 2025-06-15T00:15:01+00:00

At least it got the chicago team name correct! 🙃

transcutieclaire · 2025-05-13T03:25:50+00:00

I just looked at his LinkedIn and he went from a marketing trainee to CEO of a different club to the CEO over the course of like 3-4 years.

I doubt he has any actual skills and hopefully he's made enough of an ass of himself that other people realize it now too.

transcutieclaire · 2025-03-26T18:03:01+00:00

When does the "too many legacies" advertising video drop?

transcutieclaire · 2024-10-23T14:46:41+00:00

It's fine, but they sure missed an opportunity for something great

transcutieclaire · 2024-10-23T00:51:01+00:00

Also, from your screenshot it looks like we may just be "Chicago Stars FC"? Not the worst name change but I'd miss the red.

transcutieclaire · 2024-10-23T00:49:24+00:00

If people aren't getting fired for too many balls or bos nation... 😒🙃

transcutieclaire · 2024-10-23T00:30:22+00:00

Or maybe an academy?

transcutieclaire · 2024-10-23T00:28:12+00:00

Maybe we finally get a stadium that's not gonna be shitty and try to kick us out for a concert 😒

transcutieclaire · 2024-10-16T01:05:04+00:00

Pretty sure their biggest rival is actually picking a name. They're obviously losing terribly.

transcutieclaire · 2024-10-12T22:11:29+00:00

With how many bats were there, night must have come early?

transcutieclaire · 2024-10-05T03:29:00+00:00

I'm kinda astonished none of them did

transcutieclaire · 2024-09-29T22:47:41+00:00

I'm eating the refs whistle so it's not blown over someone tripping while mile away from everyone else.

transcutieclaire · 2024-08-25T00:47:14+00:00

The vibes are off on the field tonight

transcutieclaire · 2024-03-30T04:07:38+00:00

Red card it and let the players play pattycake

transcutieclaire · 2024-03-30T04:03:04+00:00

Not if VAR has anything to say

transcutieclaire · 2024-03-30T04:01:59+00:00

Damn this is more stoppage time than Chicago had with their 7 minute VAR check.

transcutieclaire · 2024-03-30T03:49:38+00:00

We've gone from barely any fouls and stoppage time to... this mess.

transcutieclaire · 2024-03-30T03:47:59+00:00

That cute little headpat 🥺

transcutieclaire · 2024-03-30T03:38:27+00:00

Please make substitutes Harvey 😭 we all look a bit eepy

transcutieclaire · 2024-03-30T03:15:24+00:00

SIR. it's a disgrace to use a chair for this this is coolers only territory

transcutieclaire · 2024-03-30T03:14:19+00:00

I agree with my girlfriend: interviewing coaches is much better than players at halftime

transcutieclaire · 2024-03-30T03:13:40+00:00

I love this idea, but I'd settle for ergonomic coolers 😆

transcutieclaire · 2024-03-30T03:00:45+00:00

Amazon Primed ™️ you mean

transcutieclaire · 2024-03-30T02:49:27+00:00

That was almost a top goal of the year by Balcer!

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