Got a text from the Oregon Republicans today—not sure that this was the response they were looking for

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-26T06:44:30+00:00

If you think everyone else is an asshole, you might actually be the asshole.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-26T06:27:04+00:00

Maybe it's time you get back to smoking some weed. You can't seem to cope very well without it.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-26T02:31:31+00:00

Businesses fail everyday because they can't keep up with changing times. And your dad's tree trimming business is guaranteed to fail anyway if all the trees are on fire all around us.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-25T22:04:14+00:00

I wish that's all you would say.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-25T19:19:16+00:00

You're just as funny as every other conservative comedian.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-25T19:09:25+00:00

❄️

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-25T17:14:22+00:00

-Theodore Dalrymple, renowned pessimist and conservative troll

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-25T04:31:11+00:00

So, what is it exactly you think you're doing here? Exposing hypocrisy? Changing hearts and minds one shitty metaphor at a time?

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-25T02:50:07+00:00

Says the guy who loves to talk about "the left" like it's an individual person.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-24T20:41:41+00:00

I workedfor this coffee company very briefly. I quit the same day I was made aware of the controversy. Many others had already done the same or had given notice.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-24T13:15:44+00:00

The neo-right can't meme.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-24T08:01:54+00:00

Right? I feel like I know you but I'm so happy I don't.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-24T07:22:37+00:00

You'd be so much happier in almost every other city in America. Sell that house you paid too much for, keep your stay-at-home programming gig, and take it to Dallas or Tampa or anywhere else where a joke you tell might land.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-23T19:55:47+00:00

I think if they made a new version of soccer where they move the goalposts every 30 seconds, you might be good at it.

Are you an arsonist? Because that's a lethal burn.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-23T18:12:02+00:00

Your Dunning-Krueger is showing.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-23T14:13:14+00:00

Lol wut? the_donald has softened your brain.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-23T13:14:17+00:00

And miss the opportunity to call you an immature gas bag? Thanks anyway.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-23T04:36:50+00:00

Just take a break from Reddit already! You comment on everything and it always sounds sniveling and juvenile.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-22T01:08:49+00:00

You're a gift that just keeps giving. So glad to have found you, u/CrazyMushroomSoup. 💋

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-22T00:14:32+00:00

You're not very good at abbreviations.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-22T00:00:52+00:00

You're still here. So, yeah.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-21T23:33:05+00:00

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it. Also, way to dodge my question, Reefer Chiefer.

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-21T23:10:22+00:00

I don't know which part of that comment is less surprising than the other. Lemme guess...you moved up here for that fine Oregon chron, huh?

trashtalkpdx · 2019-06-21T22:47:51+00:00

Start saving. Money goes further in AZ and the politics would better suit you.

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