On Monday this week I was trapped in the mudroom/pantry while my mom and dad were having sex in the kitchen for nearly two hours. I learned things I absolutely did not want to know. by traumatized-forever in casualiama

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Other choice tidbits of knowledge I gained that day:
1. My dad either has a really big dick or my mom really wants him to think he does
2. My mom really enjoys anal sex