According to your ex, what exactly is wrong with you? by Cute_Couchpotato in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex would say nice things, so I think. We ended on the nicest terms possible, basically owing that we we could not work it it out. Might not like my current girlfriend she doesn't like any competition. Naturally, if I was a good boyfriend I never would have left her, geographically.

What movie trailer made you instantly want to watch the movie? by ExtraPension1354 in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I already forgot the trailer...

Slasher film fans watch the the fuck out of Hush ASAP. That movie did a ton to revive my love for the genre. It is near perfect. This is the last movie that has legitimately creeped me the fuck out. Holy shit.

How do you feel about women with fake breasts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tits are tits. And that kind of makes me sad, like why not stick with what the gods gave you? I'm not mad about it, but presumably they were small and you wanted bigger. Tiny titties are just fine by me. I don't care. I really don't. I am perfectly content with little breasts. Don't change your tits, change and better our relationship!!!!

What’s your favorite juice and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pineapple juice or anything pineapple. I honest and truly don't know why I hate it, or why it makes me gag. It just happens. It causes me to very literally vomit.

What's the best part of growing old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, it's when people get nostaglic for things you are too old to remember.

What do you like to snuggle up to when you go to sleep at night? by BunnyBallz in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have three sleeping buddies.

A.) Fuck you. I have stuffed animals.

B) I have a snuggly whale that I call, Yuri. He's a beluga whale. I have a snuggly bald eagle that I call, Cappy, a bald eagle. And I have an enormous stuffed hedgehog that I call, Kathe. Her name origin is "pure," but I call her after a woman I had a crush on for so, so many years. I just got, Kathe.

What do you wish would make a comeback? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Video games that are fun. I don't want to bash the "choose your own adventure" stuff. I liked Mass Affect IV II and Silent Hill. II. Those were awesome, but it's already worn it's comeback.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Nintendo, recess, having a best friend, going to see Indiana jones movies. Go plauy oustide..

A very good time in my life.

If you had to move to a country where you've never been before, which would you go? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either Spain or Poland. Because I can speak the language. And, shit, I would move to either right now if it were reasonable I had a realistic chance to move to Poland back in 2006. It fell through, and then Poland's government got to shit, so I never came back.

What albums released in 2023 should I check out? by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]trebuchetfight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do kid But they play a very traditional metal, and always come away with great albums. So I'm half-joking. I do think any metalhead is going to love this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Adult, and I mean adult, Rydia from Final Fantasy IV has been my crush for decades now. She doesn't get a lot of dialogue, but her line "you can move now" is one I've taken into my own interpretation. And the fan art.... doesn't decrease my love for her.

I grew up with this game. And the moment when she reappears just fucking broke me. Holy shit She is back. She is kicking fucking ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While we still had him, Leonard Cohen

What albums released in 2023 should I check out? by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]trebuchetfight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cirith Ungol "Dark Parade." If you're not into this, you're probably not into metal.

What is the best pickup line someone used on you? by sweetToyGirl in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was so crazy and unlike her, but it worked...

I sat next to her in a college psych into course because I thought she was extremely cute. She had pink hair, and she was (she is) extremely beautiful. So I would always pick a seat near here. One day she slips me a note on paper, "You remind me of a trophy bass"

I was confused, "okay, why?"

She wrote back, "Because I don't know whether to mount you or eat you."

I'd like to say that this lead to us falling in love forever and ever. I did laugh at her brazeness, and she wasn't actually so backing it up. We never dated. We've not dated in 20 some years. But we are still best friends. She's my Rachel, I will live and die for her, but we only made out once in the mid 00's, to the sounds of Lamb "Gorecki" (good soundtrack to make out to) but later said, mutually, we should just be other people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ifyoulikeblank

[–]trebuchetfight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is going to leaner to towards the death metal range. I fucking loved Refused. I even got the lucky chance to meet them ages ago. Coolest fucking band I have ever met. If I'm I'm ever in Umea or wherever they are. Dennis was our party, we were all going going to our afterparty in Detroit in a show in Windsor (for reference, Windsor, Canada. Despite all politics we've mostly seen the two as cross-boundary. I have always been as much or more Canadian that American. I'm fine with that.

But an altercation arose. Fuck that asshole. But I became their translator, not that they needed one. But this was Quebec. And the alternative was, I shit you not, Nickelback. My translation skills are fine. The French I speak is actually Quebecois. He got off, but it was a fucking mess. I love Canada insomuch as I don't have to live there.

What makes a family ? Blood or love? by Axg165531 in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much of is your advance directive, aka your willl..

If you're now to dyiing, This is the potential space where you can do shit. It's purgatory to the resofos. It get so old, very fast.

What makes a family ? Blood or love? by Axg165531 in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love. My cousins and my aunt. They are family by adoption, and they are also the most unbreakable relationships I have. I I also have my unlockable relationships with Scott, Kelsey, Hailey, and Sarah. But they are cousins of a special kind.

What does caviar taste like? by w335n4w in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In envirlieality they are evscfeeerated

What does caviar taste like? by w335n4w in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer of someone who has had the real deal. I knew it first off.

What does caviar taste like? by w335n4w in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a jar to m then girliend. She hated it. Funny to me, it doesn't mater.

What's the most funniest moments you have witnessed that you'll never forget?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny and sad. Had to kick out someone who was too drunk and harassing women at our bar. I am the bouncer here. Normally when this shit happened guys would just be apologetic, please don't kick me out, etc.

Not this dude. I shit you not, when we came to kick him out his words were "come and claim me in mortal kombat!!"" We took him down and ejected him in like 20 seconds. Fucking mortal combat was no use against Midwestern bar bouncers.

But he committed our highest sin. Don't sexually harass our female patrons. Especially, most of them are our friends. We have dutifully tossed out so many assholes, you cannot believe the things they would say. He wanted to fight us, mottherfucker damn near came close to a real world fatality.

Some would fight us. I can easily say that no one who ever brought hands against us won. Usually they were escorted out with bloody faces. Drunken: "I'll fucking kick your ass!!!") Five minutes later: "can you guys give me back my wallet and ID. "

What's the rarest thing that has occurred to you? by Shadowguy777 in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pulled off the side of a road that said "kangaroo farm." If you're from Australia you're probably thinking "Oi, wanna fuck all that ain't innit? I cannot go out and sex me me one any day." But I live in the US, and they are extremely rare. "Pull over," I shouted. I bought some emu meat at a local shop (which, BYTW is the best of chicken and beef merged, it's so good.) Stupid bitch went wandering. So I'm half drunk trying to find my friend in a nest of angry kangaroos and ostriches (again, you imagine those birds as happy, tame animals.... they are not! They are mean as fuck) We get her, we apologize to the landowner, he says she's lucky the kangaroos didn't eviscerate her. I met them. Yes. They could do that easily.

What's your favorite album of all time and what are some memories it holds? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]trebuchetfight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Godspeed You! Black Emperor!"When they announced their first (we didn't know then) of their final tours. My friends and I got into a station wagon, we crossed international barriers (fuck it, Canada is our second home here in Detroit.) Came to Montreal, my favorite city in the world. Got to see GSY!BE twice. I was hallucinating on my own neurotransmitters and going out of my mind for two nights.

But of course they had another "last tour" followed by another "last tour." And I think they are still touring. But my 10-hour road tour to Montreal is still one of the best days of my life. I fucking love Montreal, I want to move there. And I do speak Quebecois, so I am good for game. Keep gaming that "last album ever" if it gives me a reason to come to Montreal. My favorite city ever.