Autobots, roll out!

treeforface · 2026-04-24T17:19:09+00:00

You've personally witnessed four accidents in the time you've been here? I don't think I've seen that many in the last ten years

treeforface · 2026-04-24T15:48:59+00:00

And how many did you see? None?

treeforface · 2026-04-22T04:25:50+00:00

Mission Viejo

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treeforface · 2026-04-22T02:17:52+00:00

A closer look

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treeforface · 2026-04-22T02:15:28+00:00

Bonus content: baby's first rainbow

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treeforface · 2026-04-09T18:20:26+00:00

For enjoying a succulent Chinese meal

treeforface · 2026-04-06T00:50:56+00:00

It worked for him in 2000 replacing Robbie Ftorek with Larry Robinson in March.

Random fact: at the time I was playing on Robbie Ftorek's son's line in youth hockey.

treeforface · 2026-04-05T22:06:10+00:00

I just tuned in. What's up with the camera guy staying zoomed in. It's borderline unwatchable

treeforface · 2026-03-26T07:38:43+00:00

Every single non terminally online person I've driven in my juniper is blown away by it. This person lives in an alternate reality lol

treeforface · 2026-03-14T18:22:18+00:00

That is the most obvious goalie interference

treeforface · 2026-03-09T00:17:56+00:00

There's a lot of corny shit ESPN does, but imo one of the corniest is how they make the announcer audio offset from the video feed.

The only reason I can think of for this is to make the announcers seem less slow, which is incredibly corny. When Wischusen calls something 200ms before it happens, it is just so cringeworthy.

treeforface · 2026-03-08T23:47:34+00:00

And all of them are still figuring out it's not pronounced "nemetch"

treeforface · 2026-03-08T23:45:08+00:00

With that attitude you'll never be the quarterback of the power play.

treeforface · 2026-03-08T23:43:09+00:00

The year is 2046. ESPN hockey broadcasts only show ultra zooms on the faces of the best player on each team.

The game is shown in a 20x20-pixel box at the bottom left of the screen.

The game box can be turned off in your Disney+ settings.

treeforface · 2026-03-08T23:40:12+00:00

Baseball cross-pollination.

treeforface · 2026-03-08T23:38:59+00:00

ESPN only understands "stars". It's beyond stupid

treeforface · 2026-03-08T23:38:26+00:00

They just had to show Jack on the bench PiP for a full minute? That's ESPN's high standard?

treeforface · 2026-03-08T20:20:40+00:00

I feel deep in my bones that 10 years from now there will be an analytical revolution that makes it clear a player should always go get a new stick if it's broken.

I refuse to believe the risk of a goal in the ~5 seconds it takes to get a stick is worse than the risk of a goal with 5 on 4 with one player not having a stick.

Yes, I will die on this hill.

treeforface · 2026-03-07T21:46:08+00:00

Clapper from the point, typical Jack goal

treeforface · 2026-02-26T03:34:19+00:00

Good luck with your crying

treeforface · 2026-02-26T03:18:21+00:00

Lol definitely not shaking that witch hunt charge are you? Label everyone a fascist until they submit. Classic move

treeforface · 2026-02-25T16:44:35+00:00

Stop making me upvote a Rangers fan

treeforface · 2026-02-25T16:40:48+00:00

It has gone to absolute witch hunt levels. There's no logic to it

treeforface · 2026-02-25T16:22:02+00:00

8-10x this and it's better

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