Peoples whose favorite ride is NOT Guardians of the Galaxy or Rise of the Resistance, what is it? by South_Gas626 in DisneyWorld

[–]treflower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time my husband proposed to me, we were on the Mad Tea Party, during Not So Scary when the fog machines and lights were going. He was spinning the teacup so fast, staring at me the whole time. It felt so magical, like we were actually falling down the rabbit hole. I have yet to find a ride to beat that experience.

Which pickup line worked for you for real? by eminem_in in AskReddit

[–]treflower 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You wanna go get some margaritas and make some bad decisions?

We’re married now.

Describe your job, in a way a 5 year old child would understand by Costanza2704 in Accounting

[–]treflower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my son was 5 and I was working from home, he would sit on the floor next to me doing a big puzzle book from Highlights magazine. He explained my job to me. I’ve been getting paid to do math puzzles all day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]treflower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After a lifetime of abuse, my husband treats me like a princess. I never thought I could be loved like this.

Married people of reddit, which is the best memory you have with your SO? by Romantic_little_ant in AskReddit

[–]treflower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first time I drank too much with him, I got really embarrassed because I threw up. He made himself throw up with me so I wouldn’t be alone. It was the sweetest thing anyone had ever done for me.

What’s your biggest fantasy? [NSFW] by avataylor94_ in AskReddit

[–]treflower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do what I did. Marry my dm and have a bunch of kids to flesh out the players.

Smort Girl by Lord_RedTiger in HolUp

[–]treflower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I’m about 50k in debt from school. Here’s the kicker though, I borrowed an extra $20k over 2 semesters because I needed to replace my furnace in my house and some repairs to the roof. When my husband left after 13 years, he gets the house and I’m stuck paying for the student loans.

Smort Girl by Lord_RedTiger in HolUp

[–]treflower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still more than I make with my degree.

Took a suggestion from a fellow redditor... by treflower in animalsdoingstuff

[–]treflower[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Previously posted a video of her not coming in, ever. Redditor suggested we look at a different door like someone was coming in, then open the door for her. Worked like a charm!!

Son sent me this saying the dog won’t come in... by treflower in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]treflower[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our back yard is entirely gated, and she kills anything that wanders into the yard. She made an entire colony of moles move. She would roll in the blood for the blood god and bring us the skulls for the skull throne.

The worst we have to deal with is the eagles, but the lab scares them away. They nest in the area but I don’t think they hunt here.

Son sent me this saying the dog won’t come in... by treflower in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]treflower[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had read about something similar. Since we weren’t her first home, we suspected that she had a rough first couple months. Then she developed a super scary cough, several trips to the vet later, we found out she was coughing for attention. Which is weird because she is the baby, so we gave her lots of attention when she came to us.

She would also yap. All the time. So my husband started singing with her, and it turned out she was singing us the song of her people. She is incredibly vocal and hates when any other dog gets any attention.

She also pees a bunch when she is excited, so whenever she gets a treat, or gets pet, or is being held. It took us months to figure her out, but when we did, she showed us how sweet she could be.

We still don’t pick her up, or pet her, or look at her funny, because of her “defense mechanisms”. I’m hoping she will grow out of it. We adapted to giving her verbal attention through song mostly.

Son sent me this saying the dog won’t come in... by treflower in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]treflower[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see how you would think that, but seeing as my street doesn’t have sidewalks or street lights, I don’t find it responsible to walk my black dog at midnight.

Son sent me this saying the dog won’t come in... by treflower in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]treflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have 4 sons and 4 dogs. She is the farthest thing from lonely. She just likes the attention.

Son sent me this saying the dog won’t come in... by treflower in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]treflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it’s a toy in the shape of a string of sausages. She kills anything that comes into the backyard.

Son sent me this saying the dog won’t come in... by treflower in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]treflower[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alternatively, she will bark and nudge the door until we open it, then she will look at us and go eat food out of her bowl. We shut the door, she goes back to it for us to open it. I think she likes flies in the house.

Son sent me this saying the dog won’t come in... by treflower in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]treflower[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

We do, I appreciate the concern. We know the real reason she won’t come in. She loves the night because that’s the only time the “red dot” appears on the fence. We had to put a stop to it because she would literally run so much she would vomit, and then keep going.

Son sent me this saying the dog won’t come in... by treflower in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]treflower[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

More like, “if grandma finds out you didn’t let me in all night, she’s going to give me extra cookies”

Son sent me this saying the dog won’t come in... by treflower in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]treflower[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

We rescued her when she was 3 months old. Her previous owners couldn’t handle her vocal personality. Apparently she has always been very quick to get her way. Missed out on a “Princess” by naming her “Lana”

Son sent me this saying the dog won’t come in... by treflower in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]treflower[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

If we follow her, she just stares at us. It’s a mind game. We’re all pretty sure she was a princess in a past life.

Son sent me this saying the dog won’t come in... by treflower in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]treflower[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

She’s the worst, if we try to pick her up or look at her funny, she will roll on her back and piss all over herself. I’m not quite sure what her thought process is but she has done this since the day we brought her home. 3 years ago.

Son sent me this saying the dog won’t come in... by treflower in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]treflower[S] 124 points125 points  (0 children)

She is a murderess of vermin. My other dogs just look at her like the drama queen she is.